Barack Atax

When the newly elected President ,
let down by the Tax irregularities of Public Officials about to be nominated to his Cabinet Team , cuts out all the usual
waffle and procrastinating by declaring
unilaterally ;
" I take full responsibility -
It happened on my watch ! ! ! " .

THE END !!! .

Oh Dear - That means all the White House

Press Staff could soon be out of a job

then ! .

IRS Irregularities ???? .

Better watch out - Otherwise you could be

in the firing line of a Barack Atax ! ! .

by E - FUMBLER February 4, 2009

Atai

A word that is sometimes used as a mispronunciation of the phrase "a thai"

Person 1: Hey, what's up?
Person 2: Are you atai?
Person 1: ...Atai?
Person 2: Yeah, atai...
Person 1: I don't know what you're talking about.
Person 2: Nevermind

by NoShakaNo August 24, 2009

beady-eye-atarian

A person who follows a strict diet consisting of leafy greens and small animals with beady eyes.

Sally's on this new fad diet. She's a beady-eye-atarian. The only meat she eats is fish, chicken and other animals with beady eyes.

by runz with scissorz November 24, 2010

holler at a wordy son

The dorky and clueless way of saying holla at a woadie. Usually used by either of the following two groups of people:

1. Dweebs who are trying to be funny but come off as sounding pretty annoying
2. Oldsters who have no clue

Matt: "Hey Adam, quick change the subject. Mr. Nougat is coming here and he's going to try to be our friend again. Let's talk about something totally uninteresting to him. Like those old POGS or something.

Adam: "Right - so Adam - how about that skullhead psychedelic POG?"

Mr. Nougat: "Hey, bras, what is up in the hooooouuusee!? WESSS SIDE! Holler at a wordy son, ya heeeaaaard me?"

Adam: *wincing* "Ehhe... that's funny."

Matt: "Uhhh... I gotta go. See you guys later."

Adam: "Oh actually I gotta go too. I have an appointment with Mr. ... Tobernacky right now."

Mr. Nougat: "Okeedokee. See ya later, alligator. Ahahaha that's funny right? Right?"

by Adel7 September 11, 2007

the ataris

da totally bestest band eva !!!!!!!!!
especially cause of kris roe and chris knapp they r sexy yet really kute and hot

and their songs r da best (definetely)
and they rn't 2 much of a punk band

by ashley February 26, 2004

one toe at a time

when a male pleasures a female by inserting his toes into a female's vagina "one toe at a time" until his entire foot is in her.

"Give it to me one toe at a time!"

by Upper Hand February 18, 2008

a quarter mile at a time

A person living their life with uncertainty. Someone who doesn't see a good future for themselves. Everyday pretty much the same.

I live my life a quarter mile at a time, cuz i dont have a job and i'm a high school drop out.

by Tiga July 27, 2007