Los Angeles Angels Of Anaheim

The new (and original) name for the Angels. Started with Los Angeles, then California, then Anaheim (when Disney also had a gay logo for the team), then back to Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim. On TV, the three letters featured for sports scores are shown as LAA, with the dodgers as LAD. Tickets printed from the Angels box office are shown as just ANGELS, ie ANGELS vs BOSTON RED SOX.

It is part of Arte Moreno's (the Angels owner) plan of marketing to the entire Southern California market. He has marketed the team as ANGELS BASEBALL and The A Team by putting up billboards in LA and playing TV and Radio ads. In response, the dodgers have a "This is LA Baseball" marketing campaign, though they deny it has nothing to do with the Angels. The Dodgers have also now had player appearances in Orange County, clearly showing Arte's campaign is working.

Media made it seem like many fans were very upset about the name change, but an overwhelming majority do not care because the team continues to put up perennial winning numbers and tickets to weekend games are pretty much impossible to walk up and buy. The city of anaheim and their worthless mayor curt pringle waste taxpayers money by spending $4 million on a lawsuit against the name and will probably end up spending more than $10 million to cover the Angels lawsuit expenses as well. curt pringle also brings bad luck to angel games as he publicly does not support them, but then shows up to the playoff games to get his name out but is such terrible bad luck because every game he has attended in the postseason has resulted in an Angels loss.

Since Arte's ownership of the team, the Angels have been able to assemble a perennially competitive team, pretty much the Yankees of the west coast. Featured stars include Vladimir Guerrero, Bartolo Colon, Francisco Rodriguez, Darin Erstad, Garrett Anderson, and Tim Salmon. Salmon (also dubbed the Kingfish) made it back after rehabilitating from surgery and has been a great comeback story for Angel fans to see.

For the first time in club history, the team capped season ticket sales at over 31,000 in 2006. This leaves just about only 12,000 single game seats for sale for each game. The team also features a new TV deal with FSN West as a 10 year, half billion dollar deal. In comparison, the dodgers could not even get half that for a similar deal in which KCAL/9 dropped the Angels in 2005 to pick up the dodgers.

All of this shows that Arte has done a great job with the team and nothing else should matter except that the Angels are here to stay in Orange County and they put up winning numbers.

I don't care that our team name is the Los Angeles Angels Of Anaheim cuz at the end of the day, we're still kicking dodger blue ass.

by tuey is the man April 30, 2006

Pamela Anderson

A plastic filled bitch with no respect of people who may or may not have a fur/fake fur coat.A flip who will screw any thing to get to the top and has.A girl who gets involved with guys and ruins their lives. A nasty bitch with hepatitus and the notion that she's beautiful.

Look at pam she is so nasty, watch out she's dirty.

by kelly R. August 9, 2004

St. Anger

(noun) 1. Absolute lowest point.
(adj.) 2. Absolute and utterly stupid.

1. John's St. Anger was his last test.
2. "This is such a St. Anger test!"

by Hayden:D November 1, 2008

pamela anderson

has a very nice rack (see boobs)
(see also www.superpam.com)

by ryan dolan November 9, 2003

Anger Jam

Particularly hard wank, usually done to relieve serious stress.

The missus was doing my nut in last night so I locked myself in the garage for a quick anger jam

by Slug Diesel July 23, 2004

AngerPants

The state of madness that is soo extreme, you seem to axcidentally soil your pants

Guy#1 : Omg this is total BS, XBOX LIVE server is down! I AM SOO ANGERPANTS RIGHT NOW, its gross.

Guy# 2 : you sould change your pants, i can see your angerpants mark.

by Zantonious Aquilous August 6, 2009

Line of Fire (Angels Kiss)

This is the act of taking ones erect penis and holding it horizontally and thereafter setting a line of coke down the length of the shaft. A female then begins to snort from the base up, as you continue the act of holding the penis steady. When the female reaches the tip, one then lets go of the shaft causing the penis to fly in an upward motion slapping the female on the tip of the nose with the tip of the penis. This moment is known as the "Angels Kiss."

The Line of Fire (Angels Kiss) as preformed in a real life situation: Your girlfriend comes over to "watch a movie." You suggest something more exciting and edgy instead. She says "Hey, why don't we snort a line and get freaky?" "Better idea, why don't YOU snort a line, only off of my genitals though!" you say back. "lets do it!" she quickly replies. (every time) No more than a few minutes later you have an erect penis with a line of coke laid ever so gently atop its shaft. With one nostril pinched closed she looks up, giggles, and places her nose at the base of your penis. She then begins to snort. The moment may come fast or fairly slow depending on the level of experience your girlfriend may have with snorting coke. Never the less when the time comes you will know. With one simple swish of the hand you let go of your penis causing it to successfully fly up and smack her right in the nose. As you look down triumphantly at your white powder-tip nosed girlfriend, you may then step back and show your dominance once more by "serving" her for as long as you deem necessary.

by Fif Pew Pew! June 10, 2009