by the "man that they call barry's" girlfriend March 14, 2005
Get the Fuck Americamug. Is the best history on the planet. In less than 300 years from becoming it's own country America has done so much stuff that it makes country like England want to commit suicide. This History contains winning wars over and over again. Inventing the most useful inventions known to man. Becoming a world super power and more.
Also one man who will go down in American History as we know it will be Stephen Colbert. And to protect his legacy we must make sure that those evil Canadians don't make lies about this word. So make sure that we fill this definition with as much positive American stuff as we can!!
Also one man who will go down in American History as we know it will be Stephen Colbert. And to protect his legacy we must make sure that those evil Canadians don't make lies about this word. So make sure that we fill this definition with as much positive American stuff as we can!!
In preparation for a counter attack from Canadians I have told about the TRUE definition for America's History.
by PrinceDNA February 6, 2010
Get the America's Historymug. "Jesus Land"... the vast desolate wasteland comprised of Wal-Marts, Republicans, RedNecks, and (I can't believe it either...) PRO-BUSH human beings. How can someone who follows such a great religion as christianity can possibly have any form of respect for a man who exploits that same religion to gain votes and popularity in polls? I don't know, how about we ask middle America. Wait a tick, we can't because they would start calling us "terrorists" or "un-patriotic", because we have the brains to question what our monkeys of "leaders" have to say.
New yorker-"I can't believe George Bush can promote Christianity, the religion that believes in such great moral values as "turning the other cheek", then lie to millions of people by saying that the economy is 'gaining' when unemployment is down .2%!"
Midwesterner- "HOW DARE YOU INSULT SUCH A GREAT LEADER!!!"
Besides cities like Denver, Chicago, and Atlanta, middle america is perhaps the most depressing place on the face of the earth.
Midwesterner- "HOW DARE YOU INSULT SUCH A GREAT LEADER!!!"
Besides cities like Denver, Chicago, and Atlanta, middle america is perhaps the most depressing place on the face of the earth.
by Most Democrats are Centralists April 1, 2005
Get the Mid-Americamug. person #1: i go for america
person #2: no, dude, don't! Chivas has won 11 championships, and Club America has only won 10!
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tween boy #1: OMG! I go for, like, Club America, like, yeah!
tween boy 2: figures.
person #2: no, dude, don't! Chivas has won 11 championships, and Club America has only won 10!
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tween boy #1: OMG! I go for, like, Club America, like, yeah!
tween boy 2: figures.
by Ch-ch-ch-chivas! May 18, 2009
Get the club americamug. This is when you are receiving a blowjob from a woman and when she pulls back, you then proceed to grab her by the hair and thrust her face into your nutsack, humming the Captain America theme. And when she pulls back with an angry look in her eyes, you put your hands over your eyes in a mask style, and scream "JUSTICE!"
Man 1: Hey, isn't your girlfriend mad at you, bro?
Man 2: "Yeah, she's mad because last night she pulled back and I Captain America'd that ass."
Man 2: "Yeah, she's mad because last night she pulled back and I Captain America'd that ass."
by Jennycoppertail October 6, 2012
Get the Captain Americamug. by flickerrflame May 2, 2021
Get the america momentmug. America sofia is a girl who dosent really bilive in true friends she hates when they say they are her friend and they talk shit behind her. Back she.is not fake if you are.not fake to her she.tendes to get played.with because she thinks to find the right boy put when the right boy is around the one who actually cares and loves her she tends to be blind her pass relationonships were wonderfull experiences that she wont forget in her life time .if you treat her like a joke she will leave you like its funny she is a.really sporty girl and .lerned to not give a shit about the.pepole who talk shit about her behind her back and are really bad.at hinding it there is.a lot of jelousy around her "friends" complement her sarcaticly put she has a good eye with those pepole she.loves
helping others and loves playing around with haters its funny to her when pepole talk shit behind her back but she.is really clever for tricking them she had a really good hart and loves meeting pepole.put often is a little insicure about ho to trust life has put her in a lot of hard situations but she.has.always leared to over come.them she is a really strong girl. And a really good mentor and friend you can trust her.only if she can trust you .So,if you are looking for a mentor or and some one positve and a really good side.kick and friend look for a america sofia!!!
helping others and loves playing around with haters its funny to her when pepole talk shit behind her back but she.is really clever for tricking them she had a really good hart and loves meeting pepole.put often is a little insicure about ho to trust life has put her in a lot of hard situations but she.has.always leared to over come.them she is a really strong girl. And a really good mentor and friend you can trust her.only if she can trust you .So,if you are looking for a mentor or and some one positve and a really good side.kick and friend look for a america sofia!!!
by Ángela September 21, 2019
Get the america sofiamug.