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abortion

Abortion is sucking out a mass of sperm and egg that cannot survive outside the womb. Contrary to what Republicans think, the Bible does NOT decide how others should live their lives. That's why the Bible theory is thrown out..

Not all people who get abortions are (teen) whores or not ready. If that was the case, everyone would wait to have sex for a LOOONG time, with a steady job and money. Clearly, that's impossible and will not happen. If the woman or the man used protection, then they did not want money. Sure, adoption could work. But if you don't want to spend over $3000 on pre-natal care and the pregnancy itself, abortion is a viable option.

Abortion is also helpful if raped, incest or health complications arose. Apparently, only 1% of abortions are for rape, and 7% make up all three. But hey, statistics can be made up to suit your needs.

A child is not a fetus. A baby is not a fetus. If you can hold it in your arms, and put a diaper on it, it is a baby. Fetuses take nutrition, and await to turn into babies, but they are NOT babies. I completely oppose third-trimester abortion, because in most cases it CAN survive outside the womb.

Granted, you can also just take Plan B. But everything that lessens the burden on humanity is apparently wrong(mainly because of the Bible).

Abortion lessens the amount of abused, neglected children. Adoption doesn't always work out, and the results can be the same, with cruel parents. But why bring them into a miserable life? See, abortion DOES help.
A: ZOMG SHE HAD SEX WITH THIS GUY AND HAD ABORTION, WHAT A WHORE!

B: No, you ignorant fool. She used a condom.

A: Oh..Well...erm..She was being safe, not really a whore..

B: Exactly.
by Covert9 August 28, 2009
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abortion

a fuck up, a goddamn almighty spanner in the works, a mess - total mess, when something happens that prevents the natural conclusion of things
christ, I made a real abortion of that math(s) paper

The bastards stole my passport - what a fucking abortion! - I had to cancel my fucking holiday

Jeze, my life is such a fucking abortion
by vixen5 October 18, 2008
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pop rock abortion

Slang for an illegal abortion done by oneself using household items on hand. Originates from abortions done by using a combination of Pop Rocks candy and soda in a turkey baster.
I thought I heard that Sally was pregnant.
She was, but I think she did a pop rock abortion on herself.
by a. n. o. nymous April 27, 2008
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abortopomorphism

The belief that it should be illegal to kill unborn
babies on US soil but killing foreign women and children is fine as
long as we use nice sounding catch phrases like "very compassionate
targeting methods are used in air the strikes".
Abortopomorphism is wacked out yo and only Neocons could be so twisted as to believe that abortion is wrong but unwarranted murder is right.
by Smokey1sc December 24, 2007
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Pro Abortion

The act of aborting your own babies.
Sorry I didn't answer your call, I was in the middle of a Pro Abortion.
by Dawhvis April 8, 2010
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albornoz

A rarely used last name describing one who lies often telling completly incorrect stories. Also can describe someone with a large cunt. This term is generally derogative and you can use it in explaining how small someones penis is. An Albornoz also is generally of latin descent and enjoys yard work. All and all Albornozes are socially outcasts with little to do and even less to masturbate.
Damn son that kids albornoz sized penis is pequeno!(pequeno=small)
by Winston Betis March 5, 2008
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flushed abortion

The act of masterbation and releasing your nut into a toliet and flushing your seamen down the drain
Dude 1: yo why were you in the bathroom so long
Dude 2: sorry bro, I had to performer a flushed abortion before going to the movies
Dude 1: true that bro
by meowsierz777 February 13, 2015
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