aaron donald

God

Person 1 wow is that Aaron Donald

Person2 no that’s god

by For the people by the people January 11, 2020

Aaron Hernandezed

The action of going to prison and hanging oneself

Jeff: Hey did you here about kyle.
Ryan: Yah he Aaron Hernandezed Himself.

by Ryeguy2001 April 19, 2017

Aaron Syndrome

The state of being where you are extremely tired, unmotivated, and exhibit an utter lack of concern for what fellow human beings on earth feel. You are withdrawn, want to go sleep, and just all around want to sit and be useless.

Nate: Hey Aaron, want to go outside and play basketball?

Aaron: Uhhh....mhmmm.....uhh..........

Nate: Uh oh, I think his Aaron syndrome is hitting hard today.

by Blanes Spikers July 28, 2010

Dirty Aaron

the act of cutting a O shaped hole in watermelon and a pineapple and then cumming into each fruit and then forcing 2 women to drink it and whoever chugs it the fastest is declared the winner

yeah bro i pulled a dirty aaron with jane and joe

by Arianas dussy May 20, 2022

Aaron Black

Invented peanut-butter and the television.

David: Hey who invented the television?
Aaron Black: Me, I also invented peanut-butter.

by dfyrfgjhgsffgnfgn June 7, 2011

Aaron Ballston

When you go too hard so that one of your balls gets stuck in her ass and you must detach it to survive.

Billy was smashing Dave's mom way too hard and had to Aaron Ballston that shit!

by coop81230 April 25, 2015

Aaron Ruiz

Noun

A strikingly overweight male; typically known for bragging about playing soccer at a high school level.

An "Aaron Ruiz" is also regularly defined as a a grown man living in his parents guest room and screaming for more money to supply his Runescape membership.

Known for having a broad definition, this can also be known for having an urge to inform someone on very general information as a way to develop some odd form of self-value.

Sorry about all that screaming from my spare room. My 30 year old son has turned into a Aaron Ruiz.

If you wait for someone to stop talking so you can, you might be an Aaron Ruiz.

There's something off about that guy...he's kinda Aaron Ruiz-ish.

by IIIlIIl January 2, 2020