Aaron tveit

A literal angel. My husband. A Broadway star. He’s perfect in every way. His husbands name is Dylan (that’s me) and everyone loves him. If your someone who doesn’t like Aaron tveit is a monster and deserves the death penalty.

Tveitortot: Aaron tveit is so hot, I’m gonna marry him on day
Me: no. Your wrong. He’s already mine
Me: presents slide show presentation of our future wedding

by Melchior Gabor May 24, 2021

Aaron Bowen

Douche bag communist liberal hipster jew that always thinks he is right when he really knows nothing. Someone that also drives a red car with their name on the back window.

Person 1: God I fucking hate that guy
Person 2: yea he is a real Aaron Bowen

Person 1: I wish he would just get in a wreck with that douche car of his and becomes brain dead.

by opr8rasfock October 29, 2014

Aaron Rodgers

The Green Bay Packers lead Quarter Back. In his first season of actual play, the Packers had a 6-10 W-L record. Come his second season, he turned it around and came off with an 11-5 record, although would go on to lose to the Arizona Cardinals in the first playoff game. Then in his third season, after numerous injuries and a concussion, he was able to get a 10-6 record which landed them a 6th seed position in the playoffs. After beating the top three teams in the NFC playoffs, he and the Packers would go on to play in Super Bowl XLV. And after a few more injuries and keeping the lead the entire game, Rodgers and the Packers would go on to win the Super Bowl 31-26, beating the Pittsburgh Steelers. After the game, Aaron Rodgers was named the MVP of the Super Bowl, and then he celebrated with the rest of his team knowing they finally brought the Vince Lombardi Trophy back home.

Man, Aaron Rodgers had a pretty shaky first season of heading the Green Bay Packers for QB, but come the next few he was able to turn the team around and win them a Super Bowl title.

by The Mighty Quinn 3000 March 30, 2011

Pulled an Aaron

A popular phrase in the Philippines. When you typo a normal word into something Christian and wholesome.

"Oh man that was so god." - Guy 1
"Dude you mean good?" - Guy2
"Shit. I just pulled an Aaron." - Guy 1

by sudoDarkKnight June 18, 2014

aaron

aaron is usually known as a womanizer. they are mostly never are attractive and those who are and extremely cocky. they are the people who would leave you at the alter, or cheat on you on your wedding day. if you ever meet a nice aaron, never let him put of sight, for if you do chances are he will become a cocky duchebag.

girl: hey what did you do last night?
me: i went out and met a really nice guy!
girl: whats his name?

me: aaron

girl: OMG RUN!!!!

by rainbowsmileyface December 29, 2016

Aaron Burr

The damn fool who shot Alexander Hamilton. He just wanted to be in the room where it happens. LOVES WAITING. (such a little, sad asshole)

Pardon me are you Aaron Burr, sir?
cit. Hams stalking Burr
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You are the worst Burr...
cit. Lafayette
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Burr?
Sir?
Close the door on your way out

cit. George Washington roasting Burr

by diggs.stan July 20, 2017

Aaron Judge

Second coming of Derek Jeter. Super respectful to everyone, as humble as anyone can be, and Barry Bonds without steriods. When you see Aaron Judge play, it’s like being in a dream, or being able to see into the future. All Yankees fans love him even though he’s only played part of 2016 all of 2017 and most of 2018. He hits a homer almost every game. Unlike Manny Machado, he actually puts his head down and runs when he hits a home run like he’s done it before. Proof that he’s a legend: He played New York, New York when he drove out of fenway park after beating the worst team of all time, the Red Sox

Cole: Dude i saw a Yankees game last night and this guy hit three homers.
Yankees Fan: Oh yeah, must’ve been Aaron Judge

by Andranian October 27, 2018