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Assel

The coolest girl to ever walk this planet. Her amazing style, her marvelous personality and let's not forget her incredible football skills. She is so loved in this world by everyone around her, she's the type of person who just brightens up everybody's day without even knowing it. She's the best friend / girlfriend anyone could ever ask for, by being there for you when you need her. Assel is also a magician, superhero, an artist and let's not forget she's a genius with the biggest brains ever. I love you baby!
T: Tell me about that girl Assel, she seems so cool!
M: She is the coolest person alive, I'm obsessed with her!
by otters&cows4life April 12, 2022
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assasins creed black flag

Best assassin's creed game by far
Why? Pirate + really cool assassin= best thing ever
Person 1: I love the new AC
Person 2: what is it?
Person 1: AC Valhalla
Person 2: oh, I prefer assasins creed black flag

Person 1: nah that's trash

Person 2: watch your back...
by Fin_iguess September 19, 2022
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assassination coordinates

Elon Musk's private plane's publically available flight path
They posted my exact real-time location, basically assassination coordinates, in (obvious) direct violation of Twitter terms of service
by User295034709563 December 15, 2022
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Henri Asselin

A little French guy that comes from Versaille. He is a monkey with a small banana.
OH SHIT! It's Henri Asselin! HIDE.
by optic69 May 10, 2010
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Sanity Assasin

(noun) A Sanity Assasin is defined as a person, organization or an event by which the "sanity" of the unsuspecdting public can be eviscerated, derailed, decimated or even completely obliterated by a visciously random or premeditated act of sheer terror carried out with extreme venegeance.
That sanity assasin FEMA is making millions of coffins, storing them in rural areas and operating hundreds of concentration camps within the United States in preparation for an impending change in direction for our "democracy". This will happen through mandatory innoculations, flu shots etc. as Bill Gates suggested be institued to begin reducing the prospective world population by 10-15% within 10 years.
by Alfonso T. Watt January 12, 2011
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Super Assed Out

When a female fucks every guy you know but fails to fuck you ever.
Fresno Bob -"Bitch fucked her way through my Rolodex! And i still didn't get the pussy"! Sick Boy -"Not even a hand job! Damn! You got Super Assed Out on that deal didn't you!"?
by anarcho8 June 6, 2011
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slap-assassin

The slap-assassin's are in police custody.

That guy is a real slap-assassin.
by whocalled the cops December 8, 2013
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