apple lube pod

The act of finding a broken (or even working) iPod and droping it in a bucket of lube then switching it to vibrate ( if possible ) and either shoving it up your vag (or your girlfriends) to pleasure yourself or others.

Guy: Last night i gave my partner an awesome apple lube pod with my iPhone while it was on vibrate. She loved it and i can still smell her pussy whenever someone calls me!

Guy 2 : Awesome bro !

by Uzumaki undead June 23, 2011

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Applecrite

A person who has spent many days, months, years, bashing Apple products (mainly Mac and iPhone), but has now decided that he/she likes/will buy said products. The products owned by said person will be known as "rotten apples".

"Hey John, nice iPhone, but where's the Droid? Remember how much better you said Android was? Oh, you don't? You're just a dirty Applecrite."

by Apple Forefathers October 17, 2011

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Apples to Apples • applesauced • apples and oranges • applesack • Appleseed • applesexual • apples and pears • apples in a sock • apples to oranges • applesauce man

Apple-S Spasm

A sudden, involuntary inputting movement generated through frequent work with unstable computer programs.

Walter: I had been working on that scene for hours when the bloody ProTools crashed. I thought I had lost everything!
Randy: Really?
Walter: Actually, the Apple-S Spasm must have kicked in. Turns out I had saved the project only moments before the crash.
Randy: You're a legend!

by joakim22 November 30, 2011

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