When a young man named Daniel eats the ass hole hair and sweat of another young man called Ethan. This usually requires one man to have a shaved bum hole and cancer while the other male just needs to have a small penis.Anus goober is a man who likes eating his dinner out of another mans shitty hairy ass hole while getting skull fucked by a piggy goat in the name of Allah.
by Perkjjalsk August 28, 2017
Get the anus goobermug. by cvah December 9, 2007
Get the anus loafmug. by johnnylongprong September 15, 2012
Get the face anusmug. by Flossy McCandice June 12, 2008
Get the anus holemug. Similar to Jackson's Mustache and Hamilton's Mustache, Jefferson's Anus is when, the morning after you have sex, but before she wakes up, you cum on the girls asshole and jam a nickel in. This is usually for cab fare. This is only practiced by truly douchey dickbags.
X: Hey man, how did that chick get home?
Douchey Dickbag: I don't know, brah, but I gave her Jefferson's Anus when I got up! Pound it!
Douchey Dickbag: I don't know, brah, but I gave her Jefferson's Anus when I got up! Pound it!
by Greene Team July 25, 2011
Get the Jefferson's Anusmug. To eat some ass. A hilarious name for a breakfast cereal! A form of ass chewing, and/or shit eating!
by Noel James July 17, 2007
Get the Anus Crunchmug. by longranger August 28, 2003
Get the Anus Freshmug.