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Andy Quango

A person who was the receiver, they contracted LIGMA from falling into a TV with Dino-cookies. This was the first ever recorded case of LIGMA (a variant of BOFA which appeared in the 42nd century through to the 69th century). This was the first instance of the terror disease LIGMA. Within 48 hours his symptoms worsened until he decided to go to the hospital. At the hospital the doctors realised how severe his case was, They found out he had a previously unknown disease which they named LIGMA standing for Lick Idiots Gay Mum Arse. The hospital was shut down, the military came and boarded up the hospital, they then burned it. Though, they had just eliminated the new disease over there. In China a nerd called Roberto contracted LIGMA. This time Roberto went into a catatonic state vomiting a blue-green liquid every hour.
Andy Quango is a quacking quack duk.
by Iamarealscientist August 24, 2022
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Andy Cabic

Lead singer of the anti-folk band Vetiver. He has a big beard and is very handsome, and also writes beautiful songs. He seems very humble, and we'd all like to go for a cup of tea with him. He dresses like autumn.
Rosy - "Vetiver's new album is so good. Who's the front man?"

John - "Oh, that's Andy Cabic. He's a hot-cake."
by Arg (RGG) October 19, 2011
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Sneaky Andy

A person that will go the extra mile to know you, even if it means going through routes that most other people couldn't or wouldn't.

It might do it to know you better, or just to screw with you.
What's that weird insinuation about my sexual preferences? Have you been a sneaky Andy?
by feckless indeed December 20, 2021
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Andy Woo

A guy who converted to Islam to tell muslim girls he's muslim and emotionally deep. he then has sex with them until he meets their friend and becomes confused and depressed.

Brown girl in the club; hey
Andy woo; I'm muslim btw ;)
Brown girl in club: Hey

Andy Woo: Did I tell you I'm muslim ;)
by zaytoonbaby November 27, 2019
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Andy Curran

1. One who possesses little to no testicles but instead chooses to leave them in Hazel's handbag. Any attempt to recover these testes are quickly castrated resulting in loss of even more testicle.

2. Innovator/Master of the "Thrusting Robot" which has propelled him to minor celebrity status among Dublin club goers. New moves still in development include the "Pause/Eject" and "Boogie Nights".

3. One who enjoys the feel and smell of a warm wet dog.
Examples:-

1." You should have seen him on the dance floor last night it was epic. You would swear he was Andy Curran!"

2. Person 1 " That dude is gettin more whipped by the day!"

Person 2 "Yeah he's really turning into a right Andy Curran alright"
by conebaganselmo2 June 20, 2009
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andy chestovich

Literally, such a great friend. The worlds biggest nerd and try hard, but you gotta love him anyways. Super trustworthy and easy to talk to!
Wow that girl ran a 18:30 5k, she must be like an andy chestovich
by beth the best October 17, 2018
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paragraph andy

Someone who writes long, angry rants on social media, private messages, or in live chats.
Tries to sound like an expert, but comes off unhinged and delusional.
Wtf, looks like we've got some Paragraph Andys in the comments. I don't have time to read all this bullshit; what are they mad about this time?
by ItstheK May 27, 2022
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