rocket butt

The gastrointestinal distress brought on by eating at Johnny Rockets.

I need to get home quick; I've got about twenty minutes before my rocket butt launches.

by BJ33196 October 8, 2013

Butt Yard

Measurement defined by more than 180 degree turn of the head while looking at a chicks arse. Often resulting in neck strain.

Oh my god! Rachael, your butt yard has totally fucked my neck!!

by Mutants June 24, 2011

picante butt

When pooping, your butthole feels like it is on fire due to the consumption on spicy foods.

Man, those hot wings gave me picante butt!

Sorry I'm late, I had to sit in the tub because I had a bad case of picante butt!

Dude, that habenero pepper is going to give you picante butt!

by Wabatucky Reds September 27, 2011

Butt Spackle

The act of blowing out matter from one's rectum onto the walls of the porcelain bowl. Butt Spackle, as a consequence, if a tough clean up. Multiple flushings fails to dislodge said material.

Johnny Shatt, a legend in the Greater Lossss Angeleeeeez area for his restroom antics, Butt Spackled the bowl with partially metabolized butt paste! The said poo reminded him of the fine paintings of post modern art masters of the past. Proudly, Johnny Shatt took not too few a picture with his crusty, but functioning Motorola.

by ShawShankPrison February 18, 2023

Butt thrust

A butt thrust is what it feels like when you're pussy vibrates and you start throbbing

Hey you come over and give me a butt thrust.

by KassWritesDefinitions July 7, 2021

dead butt

Nyc lingo specifically the bronx for when something is wack or uncool

Person 1: Yo gang you herd that new song by kayflock?

Person 2: Nahhh man that shit was dead butt

by Holdupanddab November 23, 2022

Rocket butt

Intestinal distress so explosive you instantly understand the principles of jet propulsion. The National Geographic documentary on how squids navigate becomes crystal clear. You are left wondering why toilets don't have seat belts...

That chili have me rocket butt so bad I had to mop the bathroom ceiling!

by Pablo Cervantes April 21, 2021