Fort Morgan

A town in north East Colorado. Often called stinky farm town or Fort Mexico. There are many farms located here but there is also a beet factory and a cow slaughter house that burns cow blood every Friday. The greatest entertainment here is McDonalds. Many people here resort to drugs to entertain themselves because this town is very boring besides the random people that hide around corners that will shank you in the back! :D Population - 11,034

11,034 people live in Fort Morgan, CO (Colorado)


39.04% of residents in Fort Morgan, CO are Latino 39%

58.71% of residents in Fort Morgan, CO are Caucasian 58.7%

WHEN A TOURIST VISITS FORT MORGAN.....

tourist- What is that awful smell?
me- oh that could be
1. beets rotting in the ditches
2. Cow blood being burnt
3. Damn Mexicans that never shower!

but most likely the last one!

by Social_Butterfly_Kelsey February 01, 2009

Morgan

penis; dick; in some cases pussy

man that guys morgan is huge!

by ilovefried January 16, 2017

Morgan Door

An unauthorized or lesser known entrance to any home, apartment, office, etc.

I didn't want my mom to see me sneak back in, so I used the Morgan Door

by stillaninnocent July 27, 2011

Pulling a Morgan

Act involving self injury initiated by distraction. i.e. walking into a pole when distracted by a loud sound.

Did you see Jenna walk into the pole? I think she was "Pulling a Morgan" when the alarm went off.

by Remedyman February 23, 2010

Morgan Freeman

God; my nigga; a sex toy for your ears; Chuck Norris for people above 12 years old

What's the difference between God and Morgan Freeman?
-Absolutely nothing

by JaMarko October 07, 2011

Bryce Morgan

a smoking hot guy who knows hes all that but likes to pretend hes not. Hes also secretly a huge nerd, and has bi-sexual tendencies.

I want Bryce Morgan to do me!

by maple D February 21, 2011

Cameron and Morgan

Cameron and Morgan are the most beautiful couple you will ever see, Morgan always puts Cameron first, Cameron loves Morgan to death and will do anything to make her happy, he cares about her needs more than his though, he will call her beautiful and she still won’t believe him, Morgan loves Cameron more than anything in the world, but Morgan also loves food and together they both love food, and they love being together

“Omg have you seen Cameron and Morgan honestly such a cute couple”

by Shamma_wilkl344 October 14, 2019