Jake

Jake is annoying little shit that's your friend no matter how annoying he is. He also likes to use gay terms like calling people a Bear even though he is secretly gay. His friends know this, but they really don't care because Jake is their homosexual friend! :D

Guy: Hey Jake

Jake: Hey Bear ;)

Guy 1: ...

by !Mr. Bear! February 10, 2015

Jaked

Pronounced Jay-kd.
This term generally means abnormally large muscles.

Wow, Hes so jaked. He must be on steriods

by Dirty McGirty October 4, 2008

The Jake

N. A Whiny bitch in a group of friends that gets what he considers a girlfriend, but in reality she lives over 1000 miles away and has never seen her in person. And after said "girlfriend" breaks up with him, he whines and cries for days on end till he remembers he only needs his hand so he can at least beat off with it.

Example 1-

Friend 1 : "So how's your ex girlfriend, Jake?"

Jake: "SHUT UP! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND MY PAIN!!!"

Friend 2: "Really? You've never even banged her..."

Example 2- Friend

Friend 1: "Is Jake still crying over that girl?"

Friend2: " No he rediscovered his hand."

The Jake: " I CAN HEAR YOU, YOU KNOW. I'M TAKING YOU OFF MY FRIENDS LIST ON XBOX LIVE NOW! ASSHOLE!!"

*The Jake runs off and cries. Then beats off.*

Friend1: "Wow. What a shame..."

by Not Tenspeed. May 10, 2010

Jake

A super stupid kid who is probably short, loves making super un-funny youtube videos. But is probably dating some super awesome girl who is everything he needed in his life. Jake is super bad at everything so he probably won't go far in this world.

Damn Jake is super retarded.

by LLAMAXRIDER December 2, 2019

Jake

A truthful person. If any one touches his girl he will break you like he broke Tim. And he has a big chode

A:ow jake he hurt me

Jake:it’s fine I’ll deal with him

by Jake.w January 12, 2019

jake

shortest mf alive

jake is so short and tiny!

by aaaaaahhhhhhhhhh March 14, 2021

Jake

One of the sweetest boys you will ever meet, He is old fashion he will open doors and Treat you like Roytaly he has a great taste of music He has amazing hair and eyes he is a bad boy with a heart of gold every girl wants to be with him low-Key he is a amazing friend in every way He’s very sweet boy. Any girl is Jealous of his girlfriend, Jake is normally a popular kid with a awesome smile that makes any girl Happy. He normally has a deep voice He listens carefully and every girl loves to talk to him everyone comes to him for advice He has Great taste in clothes.He Spoils his Girlfriend With paragraphs and Gifts.

Girl 1:Who is that hot boy
Girl 2: That is Jake look at his eyes and smile
Girl 1 Yea

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by Nugget chicken liken April 21, 2018