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helga: omg i shit my pants.
martina: omg. bible?
helga: bible frrrr
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Bible

The Bible is a book of GOD, it is Holy, though often contains many memes as said by the kids these days. Amen.
Dave: Oh Man, I love reading the Bible

Charlie: What’s that?

Dave: Something all the hip kids have
by TheSoupSupreme October 3, 2021
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Bible

A bible is the holy book Christians use. It includes of all the people of God and the life of Jesus and letters. It focuses on how God saved The Jews, the people of God.
-Hey! What's your favorite part of the Bible??

-Hmm..I like the Book of Luke!

-Wow! Me too!
by iiSimplyBrxwnie November 21, 2021
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Bible

The Bible is a book that was made between about 1200 and 165 BC and continuesly remade for thousands of years, the books timeline goes all the way to the beginning.
Hey, let's go to church, you need to know the bible to know God.
by Speederman059 March 21, 2022
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Bible Guys

a group that is cool eats pizza and plays club penguin but slang versian sias CANCEROUS TO WHOEVER HATES THEM.
yeah join Bible guys man.
by THE BIBLE GUYS April 25, 2019
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Undercover Bible

The Undercover Bible, is that sneaky Bible you expect to be on every Rednecks makeshift bookshelf. wether it be hiding Money, metal objects or a flask of Alchohol,l the Undercover Bible is perfect for hiding absolutely anything you want (bible's vary in sizes depending on stash).
Cledus: Hey Pa Susan, Sarah, Billy and Sam are Fighting over the last corn cob Again
Bobby Ray: Dont worry yourself there son, I stashed one in dat dere Undercover Bible.
Cledus: Thanks Pa, Gorsh darn i luv yoou
by SUPANINJA December 10, 2009
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