jimmy: so i fucked this guy last night
mark: wtf your such a faggot
jimmy: nah rileys law i had my socks on
mark: oh ok cool
mark: wtf your such a faggot
jimmy: nah rileys law i had my socks on
mark: oh ok cool
by Popstar Riley April 22, 2017

by rod 696969696969 October 7, 2008

A completely worthless piece of shit. Probably the biggest bitch you have ever met in your life and thinks he’s a badass because he does CrossFit like a pussy.
by Vrooooom December 16, 2018

by xander crews II February 23, 2010

RiLeY eMeRsOn is a cute, but super funny boi who's perfect :')
he basically lives in the sewers since hes a rat.
p.s: be careful when touching him, because he might be carrying diseases that he brought with him from his home...
he basically lives in the sewers since hes a rat.
p.s: be careful when touching him, because he might be carrying diseases that he brought with him from his home...
by rats friend 🤪🥰 November 13, 2019

by Big_fat_cunt December 23, 2020

Riley French is a kid that was a great friend and great person up until highschool. There he became an extreme mega-douche, equivalent to godzilla to the japanese. He is always changing friends because either he eventually thinks he's too good for them or they realise what he is really like. He always leaves you hanging, never sticks to his word, and is virtually a completely fake friend. He somehow has this magical power to wooo women ...until they get to know him.
He also is an extreme alcoholic.
He also is an extreme alcoholic.
by the yellow unicorn January 2, 2011
