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my package needs a stimulus

girl i am tired of just 1st base, my package needs a stimulus.
by BPB 562 February 15, 2009
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do you need a spoon?

a question you ask someone right after they tell you to do some you don't agree with, you could just as easily say no or piss off but instead you go all out and ask them do you need a spoon.

it is typically followed by them asking why they would need a spoon, at that time you inform them it to eat your...

eat you ass, shit, piss, ect.
EXAMPLE 1.
boss man: You have to work this weekend.

employee: do you need a spoon?

boss man: why would I need a spoon?

employee: so you can eat my ass.

EXAMPLE 2.
Guy 1: I knew you was wrong about that movie... it sucked

Guy 2: Do you need a spoon?

Guy 1: why?

Guy 2: so you can eat my shit
by B*RAD May 23, 2014
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he need some milk

a fun thing to shout when somebody gets hurt
namjoon: *falls down the stairs, breaking 59 bones*
seokjin:
jimin:
taehyung:
yoongi:
hoseok:
jungkook: hE NEED SOME MILK
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he needs some milk

A phrase usually used when someone gets hurt or fails at something.
Jeff was walking with his friend and said "Watch this!" He proceeded to fail at a cartwheel and he fell over.
HE NEEDS SOME MILK!
by flameguy788 July 25, 2016
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yo mom need milk

meaning feed yo baby through the boobs
yo mom need milk
what ?
feed yo baby
by yo fat May 19, 2017
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Needs TV make-up

When a chick is not completely hot, but she would be if she was wearing that TV make-up that makes normal chicks look hotter
- What do you think of this chick? I met her yesterday
- Hmm, I don't know, she needs TV make-up. Then she would be a solid 7.
by Dexterprog November 25, 2010
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I need five volunteers

I need five volunteers is a slang way of saying I need five people for a firing squad to execute someone.
Student: talking to dam much.

Teacher: I'm trying to give a lesson could you please be quit.

Student: I don't give a fuck about school or you so fuck off.

Teacher: Alright then, Class I need five volunteers.

Student: What you need that for.

Teacher: Fuck around and find out.
by Gas Mask Lary August 14, 2021
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