A town in north East Colorado. Often called stinky farm town or Fort Mexico. There are many farms located here but there is also a beet factory and a cow slaughter house that burns cow blood every Friday. The greatest entertainment here is McDonalds. Many people here resort to drugs to entertain themselves because this town is very boring besides the random people that hide around corners that will shank you in the back! :D Population - 11,034
11,034 people live in Fort Morgan, CO (Colorado)
39.04% of residents in Fort Morgan, CO are Latino 39%
58.71% of residents in Fort Morgan, CO are Caucasian 58.7%
11,034 people live in Fort Morgan, CO (Colorado)
39.04% of residents in Fort Morgan, CO are Latino 39%
58.71% of residents in Fort Morgan, CO are Caucasian 58.7%
WHEN A TOURIST VISITS FORT MORGAN.....
tourist- What is that awful smell?
me- oh that could be
1. beets rotting in the ditches
2. Cow blood being burnt
3. Damn Mexicans that never shower!
but most likely the last one!
tourist- What is that awful smell?
me- oh that could be
1. beets rotting in the ditches
2. Cow blood being burnt
3. Damn Mexicans that never shower!
but most likely the last one!
by Social_Butterfly_Kelsey February 01, 2009
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Act involving self injury initiated by distraction. i.e. walking into a pole when distracted by a loud sound.
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by JaMarko October 07, 2011
a smoking hot guy who knows hes all that but likes to pretend hes not. Hes also secretly a huge nerd, and has bi-sexual tendencies.
by maple D February 21, 2011
Someone who makes girls cum waterfalls. Also he smells like Glade® Air freshener.
They'll "Plug it in Plug it in" if you know what I mean.
Someone who makes girls sway.
They'll "Plug it in Plug it in" if you know what I mean.
Someone who makes girls sway.
by J.GillWood June 11, 2015