German Lessons

A useless and garbage lesson

Fuck we have our german lessons now. Im doing my fuck german homework now

by Touranfan06 April 15, 2021

german sidecar

The sharing of the toilet when more than one is desperate.

If you're that desperate bro, you can either wait or hop in my German sidecar if you know what I'm saying!

by megamonkeymoo October 3, 2015

german laugh

When you see something mildly funny, and react by releasing a quick and strong single breath through your nose.

"Most of the memes on r/funny only produce a german laugh anymore."

by Exzentrik August 5, 2022

Spicy German

A term for nazis used to avoid bans on social media, usually referring to modern neo-nazis known to appropriate Norse culture and symbols.

There is a big difference between Norse Pagans and Spicy Germans

by Fredd82 January 22, 2022

Decapitating the german

Masturbation.

- Jim, what are you doing?!
- Nothing, just decapitating the german.

by kubik23_23 February 11, 2018

german flag

a german flag is when someone is pooping and peeing on their period, the colors of the poop, pee, and blood being similar to the colors on the german flag.

"i just did the most massive german flag ever"

"omg really send proof rn"

by tangysjuice September 30, 2023

German run

A phenomenon that has been observed at the Maastricht University in the Netherlands. Students in their exam weeks, mostly from Germany, line up before 8:30 in the morning in front of the inner-city library to get the best seats in the library.

Guy: Tomorrow, I will participate in the German run and be at the library at 8:30am, trust me!
Friend: You're so German
Guy: Heil Hitler

by WolfgangfromGermany October 8, 2017