Baby Brad

A adult but acts like a child. A really funny dad. Can’t walk a straight line. A really terrible singer!

Friend: Baby brad is so funny
Me: yeah ik he’s my dad

by Jada-shrimp November 18, 2018

Brad Says

One of two cursed phrases used by any subordinate as an excuse or shield for taking the easiest possible option for themselves regardless of effect on others.

Brad says we have to say yes to anything they want you guys to do.

by SlappY34 August 22, 2023

French Brad Pitt

A guy that looks about as much like Brad Pitt as I look like Tom Cruise.

If that guy is the French Brad Pitt, I must be like the Colin Farrell of the South or somebody like that, even though Colin Farrell thinks I am prettier than that man.

by The Original Agahnim July 17, 2021

Brad Vogele

Noun, 1. pig farmer - a farmer that raises pigs or keeps pigs. piggery.
Verb, 2. to pursue persistently and, sometimes, attack (a person with whom one is obsessed, often a celebrity)
Verb, 3. to act in a creepy and concerning manner.

When I visited the country I saw many a Brad Vogele.

by That Guy Over By The Garden October 9, 2010

Five foot nothing brad pitt

A midget your lover or wife would leave you for.

Guy's wife- Fuck this shit, I'm going to be with my five foot nothing brad pitt.

by Solid Mantis October 29, 2019

Brad Steel

When something is within a metre from your face but because of your beady Muppet eyes and shit depth perception, you have a problem seeing it right in front of you.

The shipping container is right in front of you, open those Brad Steel eyes of yours numb-nuts

by grachrH&T*G({ October 26, 2017

Bradded

Getting absolutely wasted beyond any normal reason, losing your phone and promptly going to revs until late Sunday afternoon.

Getting so blind before your set that you’re throwing up in the toilet 30 minutes before your set.

I’m definitely not going to get bradded this weekend.
I’m absolutely bradded right now

by Fire grilled skirt steak March 24, 2023