Bloody Melissa

When a woman has intense anal sex with a partner, leading to a tear inside of the anus causing bleeding and discomfort.
I couldn't workout today due to Steven giving me a bloody Melissa during buttsex.
by Theamateuramerican February 06, 2023
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Bloody watermelon

When to take a shit so large it comes out like a bloody watermelon. These will sometimes tare the insides causing a huge bloody mess.
Adam, Nikki just took the largest bloody watermelon I've ever seen. It won't even go down the toilet!!
by Jimmy Dean Jellybeans May 20, 2017
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The bloody screw

Its where you put a screw between your index and middle finger and blast the back of a girls vagina
I gave the misses the bloody screw last night
by zBulldogg May 28, 2019
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Bloody Raincoat

a stormcoat that must be worn monthly during intercourse to protect yourself from any unpleasantries you may encounter.
"when me and my lady got down during monsoon season, i encountered a bloody raincoat."
by After School Special May 11, 2008
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bloody buffalo

The act of masturbating with your hairbrush while menstruating.
When that time of the month came, Becky went through so many hairbrushes making bloody buffalos.
by Stihigh80 October 23, 2022
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Bloody Astronaught

When a man sticks a condom over his head, and into a woman's vagina when on her period and then pulls it out and blows, inflating the condom, now covered with blood.
"Damn, that girl's pussy was so loose and I could easily do a bloody astronaught with her."
by Austaul Hattavitch September 15, 2005
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Bloody Mary

When a lady is masturbating for a man's viewing pleasure and pulls out her bloody tampon and whips the guy in the face with it, smearing blood on his face. Best performed on heavy flow days for maximum effect.
I got revenge on Dirty Sanchz last night when I introduced him to Bloody Mary.
by Bloody karly November 07, 2008
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