April 9

National Send your gf neckpics day!

Hey john its April 9! that means you have to send me neck pics!

by Dolll666 April 9, 2021

District 9

Stray Kids, a popular South Korean pop group made a song called District 9. The song is a bop and you should give it a listen! Stray kids everywhere around the world, you make stray kids stay!

StrayKidsFan1: Hey have you heard District 9 yet?
Fan2: Yeah I love it! Who's your bias?

by Hello_nct December 15, 2019

9/11

When George Bush blew up the world trade centre.

People say that in 9/11 jet fuel can't melt steal beams

by Pizza__ September 11, 2016

Year 9

Year 9 - A year where everyone looses their virginity. No one gives a f*ck about school until they have to choose their options, they say they care but all they do in lessons is waffle and go on their phones.

Joshua - ‘What was your best year?’

Ryan - ‘Defo year 9 mate’

by mataylor.1 January 31, 2020

April 9

Tell your friend who wants to fuck you, “to go fuck off” day.

Hey Dan, “I know I’m hot, but you’re married, so fuck off!”

April 9

by windsockwilly April 8, 2021

November 9

On November 9 your stupid goldfish created time travel to the 2077

You see hug dealers, police officers putting people in prison for touching hands, and shady people in alleyways kissing. You see no tank tops or skirts, everyone wears long sleeve shirts and trousers with big black boots.

It is a dark time

This isn't good curse you goldfish
November 9 is bad

by No1shaager November 1, 2019

Dec 9

Dec 9 is make the opposite gender *cough cough* male female feel good day

Jim: "bro it's Dec 9"
Tom: "what?"
Jim: " it's make the opposite gender cough cough* male female feel good day"

by Kakashi_Hatake7 December 8, 2020