May 2nd

A person born on this day is absolutely amazing, cool and beautiful inside out :) Go wish them a happy birthday!! <3

Person 1: Hey did you know Person 3 was born on May 2nd? No wonder why he's so cool!
Person 2: No way!

by bea <3 August 9, 2022

september 2nd

national grab ass day. today is the day to grab ass, and you cant get in trouble.

babe, today is september 2nd, national grab ass day, so lemme grab yo ass. yo shit look fat today to.

by tttyyuu September 1, 2022

September 2nd

September 2nd is widely known as “Make-Out in the backseat” day.

Hey girl, it’s September 2nd, let’s move to the backseat.

by LovedByYou6 September 1, 2022

September 2nd

September 2nd is national "suck anyones dick who is exactly 1,88 and dutch.

Yoo its september 2nd, im gonna suck efe's dick!

by Banana062IsNotFunny September 2, 2022

2nd bath

When you sit in the bathtub so long that the water gets cold so you let the water out and refill the tub with hot water to get comfy again.

"I smoked too much weed and fell asleep in the tub so now it's 2nd bath time."

by TheHellsFawn September 8, 2022

2nd Of August

Everyone born on this day is a hotass, not saying this cuz my parents SLAYED the pregnancy.

"hey, are you born on the 2nd of August?"
"Yeah how'd yk?"
"Well, your hot annoying and mad"
"trueee"

by Leosrhottt September 11, 2022

May 2nd

May 2nd is “do everything your girlfriend says” day. All boyfriends MUST attemd.

“It’s May 2nd! You know what that means!”

by 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ April 29, 2022