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hacking off

busting a nut, beating off, pounding off, jerking off, jacking off, beating your meat, spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, rabbit in and out of the hole, driving over the bridge, firing off some white stuff, meatbag'in it, angering god, going blind, spraying the fire hose, milking the weasel, pleasuring yourself manually, touching yourself, taking a trip to England, forst'in the wheaties, abortion alternative, masturbation.
Dude, I was hacking off the other night and my mom walked in. So awk!!!
by coolcatgiantsfan August 14, 2010
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Hacker

The media's definition of the real term malicious cracker. A hacker used to be a well respected individual who loved to tinker with gadgets. In the early 90's the term changed to: A person who maliciously cracks software and or passwords. The real term "Malicious cracker" was not used because the media was careful not to offend with something close to a derogatory term. So to prevent criticism they formed a word that would not offend most people. The correct term for what society labels a hacker is malicious cracker. There three kinds of crackers. (White hats), who detect security flaws and then report them. (Black hats), who maliciously use them to their benefit and (Grey hats), who do both. A group of hackers were described in most of the media during the late early to late 90's. There were too major groups "The brotherhood" (Black hats) : a Canadian group of hackers and "Legion of Doom" (White hats): A group of well known hackers from the east coast of the United States.
Today there is a well known group of hackers (Grey Hats) known as Anonymous.
by Phaedrus2nd March 23, 2010
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hacket

glaswegian word meaning down right rank rotten, mingingly mockit.
downright ugly.
drewboy is right hacket!
by rudeboy27 November 19, 2004
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European Hackeysack Nipples

nipples on an individual that are just eccentric in color, size, and structure. They are often described as unusual dinner plates, tending to be honed by females more than males due to the capacity of their breasts.
"Bernie was really attracted to Lulu until he witnessed her European Hackeysack Nipples while on their third date"
by Kyle32 June 3, 2008
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hacky sack

A fun, yet addicting game played with your legs. Played in a circle with as much people as possible, the general goal is to have everyone kick the sack before it hits the ground; a hack. once that gets boring you can freestyle.

Celebrate Hacky Sack Day
Hacky Sack Day is the first sunday of every month
by Jeremy March 28, 2005
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Hackaya

"The hackaya"-how the Irish pronounce this popular slang phrase, brought about by the Irish comedian Katherine Lynch. Another way of saying "the state of you". It is meant for teasing someone about the way they look..
The hackaya mary!
Hacka Mary today!
by Liro89 June 6, 2011
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Vinnie Hacker

only the hottest man to ever exist but he makes tik tok thirst traps
Bro who was that guy??
It was my daddy, Vinnie Hacker
by LlamaLover😍😍 June 2, 2021
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