Jan 1

It’s fucking New Years

Bob: what’s today?

Jill: ITS FUCKING JAN 1st

Bob: but like is there something special today

Jill: YEAH ITS NEW YEARS YOU IDIOT

by Wtftherearenonames February 21, 2021

18-1

1. What the Patriots ended up after they got beat in the Super Bowl

2. The Trademark of the NY Post after the Patriots bought 19-0

Well there goes the Patriots' perfect season. Now their 18-1.

by KS_You_Know February 4, 2008

January 1

The baddest Birthday of all!!! New year? New man! New year? New bitch! Get some dick and watch that ball drop... Happy birthday hoe;)

January 1? I heard that’s the best day of the year!

by naughtyclaws101 October 22, 2019

The 1

The most intense and heavy band in the history of man. Their music (if it can be called that, for it is truly much greater than mere "music") contains a power so great that it can and will consume one's soul.

If I ever see The 1 in concert, I will pee myself.

by Scummditty January 3, 2008

10-1

Derived from the CB '10-code' meaning 'Receiving poorly' but now used among a certain generation to mean anything that's a bit crap.

He said he'd wired up the amplifier properly, but it's all a bit 10-1 if you ask me.

by Uncle Whippity May 9, 2004

August 1

A swag man was born

Dude August 1st was when the Swag man was born

by TomTom13 February 16, 2020

August 1

If you were born on this day you’re the most beautiful person in the world. And you get to slap your best friend in the face

August 1
Boyfriend says happy birthday

Girlfriend says thank you ( slaps bf across the face
Boyfriend asked What was that for
Girlfriend says is my birthday and I get to slap you across the face

by Sexy_Daddy11 December 9, 2019