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Dead Ringer

The Dead Ringer is a Cloak Watch in TF2. With it, the spy using it can use a percentage of the cloak's duration to feign their own death, and later reappear with a distinct sound effect, creating a nasty surprise for the would-be killer.
Spies using the Dead Ringer are tricky opponents.
by sebacostamr September 3, 2018
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dead issue

something that does not matter any more
A: are still mad at me about smoking?
B: no, that's a dead issue now.
by TheOmidM April 1, 2016
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the dead head

when you squeeze the tip of you dick as you get a boner in order to keep the tip at normal size giving you the ability to shoot your cum further.
what t.j. kilmarten gave you the dead head thats fucken sweet.
by red dick that hurt June 26, 2009
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THE QUEEN IS DEAD

THE QUEEN IS DEAD

Queen Elizabeth who died at 96, a remarkable woman

Also a viral meme
by Reddit Bureau of Investigation September 8, 2022
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dead-op

Dawson bro, going to Tampa is such a dead-op.
by Hue g. Rection April 24, 2018
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Dead Clocking

Im at the house Dead Clocking until my girlfriend gets off work.
by Sirius. June 20, 2011
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joke dead

1. when somebody takes too long to tell a joke
2. when somebody leaves out a pivotal part of the joke, therefore makes no sense
3. when somebody tries to crack a joke, but fails to give a smooth delivery
joke teller: "(insert beginning of joke here)... and then, and then, shoot, lemme think about this for a second...."
friend: (shakes head in disappointment) "joke dead"

friend 1: "ew, stephanie pratt is such a s u next tuesday."
friend2 : "don't you mean C u next tuesday?"
friend 3: "yup, joke dead."

joke teller: "why did the chicken cross the ro... ro... (SNEEZE)"
joke receiver: "ew, joke dead."
by hotspot0309 January 9, 2010
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