random homeless guy: hi
cool richass guy: are you a T stands for theodore kinda guy
random homeless guy: yeah
cool richass guy: than your cool
cool richass guy: are you a T stands for theodore kinda guy
random homeless guy: yeah
cool richass guy: than your cool
by THE COOLEST YOUTUBER EVER December 16, 2021
When a one night stand turns into six months of "hanging out", but not really dating. Could be a 1,2,3 month stand, also.
"You've been dating him for quite some time now!"
"Nahhh, we aren't really dating, it's more of six month stand that we've just prolonged from that street fest."
"Nahhh, we aren't really dating, it's more of six month stand that we've just prolonged from that street fest."
by PierrePickle July 19, 2014
when you are chatting with only one person (usually on aim, can be on other chats) & you are staying online for just them & they go offline randomly
by edipPhillygrrl September 17, 2009
The game of two men taking hold of each others meat sticks in their writing hand whilst whispering sexual references to one another. The looser is the male who becomes erect in the others hand first.
“Excuse me sir, would you like to join me on the beach to engage in a Ukrainian Stand off?”
“You’re dam right I do, let me just put down my earl grey and take hold of that sword”
…….
“This morning i challenged my postman to a Ukrainian Stand off…….whispered sweet nothings about his sister and had him bulging in 60 seconds”
“You’re dam right I do, let me just put down my earl grey and take hold of that sword”
…….
“This morning i challenged my postman to a Ukrainian Stand off…….whispered sweet nothings about his sister and had him bulging in 60 seconds”
by Malta tribe September 11, 2023
The stand-up pisser has shit on it.
by HyperactiveToothpick May 26, 2005
A usually alcohol-induced one night stand complete with nonchalance, good times, and absolutely no regret.
by SlidderYouStink May 07, 2011
Barb: Jenna, honestly, I don't know why you stay with that asshole."
Jernna: That dick, though.
Barb: So, it's like a one year stand?
Jernna: That dick, though.
Barb: So, it's like a one year stand?
by EuphoricDisaster July 06, 2015