The game of two men taking hold of each others meat sticks in their writing hand whilst whispering sexual references to one another. The looser is the male who becomes erect in the others hand first.
“Excuse me sir, would you like to join me on the beach to engage in a Ukrainian Stand off?”
“You’re dam right I do, let me just put down my earl grey and take hold of that sword”
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“This morning i challenged my postman to a Ukrainian Stand off…….whispered sweet nothings about his sister and had him bulging in 60 seconds”
“You’re dam right I do, let me just put down my earl grey and take hold of that sword”
…….
“This morning i challenged my postman to a Ukrainian Stand off…….whispered sweet nothings about his sister and had him bulging in 60 seconds”
by Malta tribe September 11, 2023
Get the Ukrainian Stand Offmug. by LaurenPark August 19, 2018
Get the Standing on your crackersmug. by Cardboardtasteslikeeggs November 1, 2009
Get the Stand up videomug. The Coaster where you stand up while to are on a coaster. However this ride WAS MADE BY SATAN HIMSELF. IF YOU RIDE THIS YOU HAVE A 94% CHANCE OF VOMITING AFTER YOU RIDE THIS. YOU NEED TO RUN AWAY FROM THIS ASAP
by CzechOutSlovakia11037 April 11, 2023
Get the Stand-Up Coastermug. The stand-up pisser has shit on it.
by HyperactiveToothpick May 29, 2005
Get the stand-up pissersmug. A usually alcohol-induced one night stand complete with nonchalance, good times, and absolutely no regret.
by SlidderYouStink May 31, 2011
Get the One Love Standmug. Striking up a flight long conversation with a person on an airplane while never knowing / asking their name. Relationship ends after you get the luggage from the overhead compartment.
That old lady wouldn't shut the hell up. To make her feel better, I gave her a one flight stand.
I cant believe that I used my drink tickets on that one flight stand.
I cant believe that I used my drink tickets on that one flight stand.
by bizzaro14 July 1, 2010
Get the One Flight Standmug.