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One pump chump

A person who drinks one drink and is drunk/ throws up. Lightweight
That dude is a one pump chump he threw up off one drink.
by Slapanja September 2, 2020
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one hit quit shit

The dankest of the dank, marijuana with a very high thc content (one hit quit shit is usually around 19-20% thc). Thus you don't need to smoke more than one hit to be really high.
White Widow, Black Russian, and Matanuska Thunderfuck are all strains that qualify (if properly grown and cured) as official one hit quit shit!
by King Barley February 2, 2007
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Score one for Team Faded

After getting stoned,blazed,high,or faded in this case you use this phrase to express to people that you are high and have in tern scored one for team faded. Team Faded can consist of anyone. Yourself, or everyone you are with while getting faded. This phrase may only be used once by every person after getting high no more than that or else it just gets old. Although if you happen to smoke again in a few hours then you would say Score 2 for Team Faded. any number of times after that you add one point to the board for TEAM FADED.
1) *after smoking a blunt*
Carter- Awww yeauh. Score one for Team FADED!!
Ellie- blah blah blah smoking is bad for you blah blah.
Carter-*tisk* man check out dis foo

2)*after smokeing 2 hours earlier you smoke again*
Carter- Score 2 For TEAM FADED!!!
Ellie- wow again.
Carter-hellz ya.
by smoking in hobo village March 22, 2009
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one eyed yogurt slinger

the male peepee in which he jizzes out of his "one eye" (meaning his wee wee.)
"oh man i touched chads one eyed yogurt slinger last night"
by latisha bonquiqui December 13, 2013
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one eyed dwarf hamster

A very hairy penis, often confused with an actual dwarf hamster.
Travis has a one eyed dwarf hamster, it's so adorable.
by Magikpineapple April 29, 2014
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One Handed Banana Toast

What're you doing? Nothing, just whipping up some one handed banana toast.
by Rodaddy October 14, 2016
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