Mom I wanted a green one

When a boy who is very rich wanted a specific color of a fancy car. However, his parents got him the wrong color.

Mom: I got you a blue lambo
Boy: mom I wanted a green one

by Heyitsyeboisure June 16, 2019

tiana, my one and only, mi amor

the most beautiful person to ever exist on this earth. she says that shes not cute but if she sees herself the way you see her, she would be so happy. she makes me the happiest person in the whole world. im so lucky to have her. everything about her is so mezmerising - her eyes, her face, her body, her lips and her everything. im so lucky to ever meet her. shes so perfect in any way imaginable. i want to be with her forever and i want to give her the most eye rolling, nastiest, sloppiest, toes curling, appetising, mouth watering, death dropping, grim reaper, soul taking, divine, delightful, astonishing, staggering, perpetual, erotic, carnal, alluring, gliss, tears rolling, heavens sent, thrilling, contentment, fond, endearing, passionate, satisfying, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious head ever. i love you so so so soooo much.

i really fucking love "tiana, my one and only, mi amor"

by tiasoneandonly October 9, 2022

two-one-two

When a woman goes down on her man in a movie theatre and they're the only ones that that row. To someone who's just spotted them, this person would see two heads, then one head, then two heads again, thus: two-one-two

I walked late into my movie and noticed that I wasn't alone, there was a two-one-two going on up in the last row.

by Nazim April 20, 2008

The Big One

What one bites when one dies.

That dude is totally dead, he bit the big one.

by jcoffland May 10, 2010

Hole in one

Some men, hereto referred to as fags, choose to place gauged earrings in their ears until their lobes hang down to their genitalia. Fags have jerk parties where they play fun circle jerk games. These fags will sit in even groups, usually four fags is ideal. They sit across from one another and try to ejaculate into the gauged ear of the fag sitting across from them. If they make it in the hole on the first stroke round it's a hole in one! Some variations include handicaps for larger and smaller gauges.

Joe: Hey...Carl, so nice to see you.
Carl: what's up man? Hey, do you see those fags over there with the gauged earrings?
Joe: yea man, what the hell? I bet they scored a hole in one or two last night.

by Sintino August 25, 2011

square one

An awsomely large mall in Mississauga, Ontario Canada

Sally: Hey man lets go to Square One and buy stuff!!
Anna: Yes lets

by Secret August 26, 2005

tie one on

To get drunk, sauced, hammered, sleighed, intoxicated, snookered, pissed, sh!t faced or wasted.

I tie one on and called some chick I met on the internet.

by Drew & Marguerite May 11, 2008