Cody Time 

A system of measurement used for determining time. Cody time can be calculated by determining what time the group is supposed to meet on an analog 12 hour clock. From there, throw a dart at the clock. If the dart lands before you plan to meet, then your friend is going to bail on you. If it lands after you plan to meet, add 30 minutes and that's when they will arrive.

Steve "Wasn't Cody supposed to be here at 6? It's 8:45!"
Donnie "You gotta remember, he's on Cody Time."

Cody Time by John Steinbeck's Asshole June 5, 2016

Matlock time

Your ready for bed but it's early

Man its matlock time

Matlock time by Boopyjo June 13, 2016

Matlock time

When your tired and it early,but your ready for bed

Man its matlock time..

Matlock time by Boopyjo June 13, 2016

Part Time Relatives 

The type of relatives that only show up for Christmas and birthdays

Was my birthday yesterday and had my Aunt and Uncle over to celebrate and now I won't see them for another year. Stupid Part Time Relatives

Part Time Relatives by Upstairsdragon July 11, 2016

Squad time 

A time you spend with your squad or friends

"Squad time after school" she said to her group of friends
"For sure" they said back

Squad time by anonymous October 24, 2016

Sailor time? 

When you ask someone such as your friend if it is ok to curse at that time

Lauren: UGH!!! Sailor time?
Samantha: yup
Lauren: &$?@/?6?7!062)!!

Sailor time? by I-don't-like-pie November 19, 2016

jig time

This is a time dedicated to masturbation.

Hey guys, guess what time it is. What? JIG TIME!

jig time by Tyronehere November 21, 2016