Mr. Blueberry

Stupid ass jay county teacher who shouldn’t even be a teacher who’s a psychotic shit head

Mr. Blueberry a bitch

by Sightseeingpro December 4, 2024

Mr. D

The man with the big D that belongs to the woman who proved she can handle a daily dose of the D and who has no gag reflex and can go all the way down so Elizabeth is now the proud little owner of Mr. D AKA the womb wrecker, The womb raider, The one-eyed wonder worm, Spam javelin, One-eyed wonder weasel, hammer of love, Cervix sentinel, and the Blue-veined custard chucker. Elizabeth is the best of the best at taking Mr. D and that's why she owns him.

Ty put her on her knees and watched her swallow Mr. D without blinking or gagging and thought to himself what a perfect woman every guys dream a woman with no gag reflex

by Mr. D AKA The Wonder Weasel December 5, 2024

Mr. Benjamin lore

That one time Mr. Benjamin tag teamed with Terrence Howard and created a time machine to go back to ancient Egypt and helped the ancient Egyptians to build the pyramids using frequency manipulation in order to reach the Anunnaki aliens from planet Nibiru that came out of a wormhole in the sky, But then the Anunnaki attacked them and Terrence Howard got killed, so Mr. Benjamin mummified him and then applied frequencies to the body in order to Reincarnate him, after this Mr. Benjamin became a master of Frequency bending and defeated the Anunnaki by banishing them to the 11th dimension which then imploded and destroyed the Anunnaki. After this he went to the Aztec empire and helped them build a wall out of 1,200 ton blocks. He and Terrence Howard then got back in the time machine and came back to the modern era but then a tsunami made by the government was about to hit so he reverted the tsunami with frequencies, however while he was doing this the evil shadow government came and gave him a Covid vaccine which caused him to overdose on Iron and then die, However his spirit ascended all 11 dimensions and he became immortal and so he 1 shot the shadow government with his frequency railgun.

"bro did you hear the new Mr. Benjamin lore?"

"yeah it gave me permanent brain damage"

by Still water drinker December 6, 2024

Mr. McKenna

Mr. McKenna is the best math teacher to exist. He teaches 7th grade pre-algebra and also life lessons. Sometimes while teaching he will start yapping about random stories from when he lived in New York but it's okay because it's some crazy stuff. Like how he scared off a guy with a gun in a Bed Bath and Beyond bag because his wings were getting cold. Or how he stopped a fight in the streets because he recognized one of the guys as his former student and dragged him back home and threatened to call the dude's mom. He speeds so fast by stop signs that he does not know what shape they are, reportedly saying: "Hexagons, like stop signs.". He will also strike you down if you don't do your math packet. DO NOT FORGET YOUR HOMEWORK PACKET.

Student 1: "DUDE I DIDNT DO MY HOMEWORK LAST NIGHT!!!"
Student 2: "rest in peace lil bro Mr. McKenna gon smite you 😭🙏"

by HickoryTavernKid December 7, 2024

You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch

Best Christmas song ever!

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch!
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel,
Mister Griiiiinch!
You're a really bad banana

With a greasy black peel!

by AnonymousProgressiveRebel December 13, 2024

mr callum

(verb) to violently smash someone over the head with something.

e.g. a shovel.

"he just mr callumed me in the head"
"did he just use the Shovel to mr callum you?"

by muffiee1 December 16, 2024

Mr. Man

The shape of his head causes him constant mental anguish. Is constantly reminded that he should feel bad about his disgusting head shape and shouldn't do anything to address it. He also hates Puerto Ricans.

Hello Mr. Man. We were just wondering if you needed some cheering up today.
Well, the shape of his head causes me constant mental anguish, does it sound like I need cheering up?
In fact, didn't you two come here and tell me I should feel bad about my disgusting head shape and shouldn't do anything to address it?
Goddamnit, they've gotten to everyone.

by BluRazzKookaburra December 19, 2024