Grease Monkey 

Used against IPad Kids. Due to the fact of their IPads being really greasy. These “Grease Monkeys” are normally very annoying and like wotsits and end up covered in cheese. IPad ending up greasy and covered in cheese and Finger Prints.

Person 1: Ew, that kids ipad is so cheesy and greasy.

Person 2: That is disgusting, he is such a grease monkey.

Grease Monkey by Daddy Adam May 3, 2021

slurp monkey 

slurp monkey is a monkey whom drinks caprisun for energy to destroy the universe

when i drink caprisun i think of slurp monkey

All hail slurp monkey

slurp monkey by fuctcfugfyty November 15, 2021

Evil flying pink cooter monkey

Taylor's new name. It's out of love I swear.

The girl whom makes me kick myself in the ass every time I talk to her... the girl I ignored due my own ignorance.

Evil Flying Pink Cooter Monkey says:
lol tard
Ese Loco says:
and back with the name calling...?!?!?!?
Evil Flying Pink Cooter Monkey says:
it's tough love

Evil flying pink cooter monkey by dguitarman2001 November 9, 2008

Greasing the monkey 

Masturbating

I told my brother to stop Greasing the monkey on the top bunk!

Greasing the monkey by CakeHose May 23, 2009

Alabama gas monkey 

A hot rod thinks he's from the south

James. Fuck you nigger I got a mustang better not pit you greasy hands on it
Tyrone.what the fuck did I do to you

James. Nothing ... Revs up the engine ... Like that nigger that's your ancesters on this dick
Tyrone. Your just a alabama gas monkey

Alabama gas monkey by Fuckerindapussy4 May 16, 2018

Big fat monkey mama 

A woman or feminine large man are over weight and a rude, racists, mean, fat, giving front pussy lookin ahh teacher.

Mrs.L****** is a big fat monkey mama

Big fat monkey mama by Notarealperaon March 9, 2022

petite albino monkey 

a dirty white emo that acts like shes black but shes really just a morbidly obese white girl

"ur not funny u petite albino monkey."

petite albino monkey by draculamanee April 28, 2022