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Little brown wren

Literally just that. A little brown wren is a cute little bird who is a bit shy like most birds.
If one comes in your house it's a safe bet that it's mate. Is nearby. Little brown wrens. Like to eat birdseed berries and bugs. They will light on anything where they can perch. When it gets dark they will roost until it's daylight. They love indoor plants and picture frames as well.
We had a little brown wren come in the house the other day. It took a nap under the bed and in the closet.
by 4realazitgits March 25, 2021
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brown texting

The act of inserting one of those fancy waterproof cell phones into the anus, and proceeding to send it text messages, thus creating a makeshift anal vibrator.

Also see "pink texting"
Example 1:
Dude 2- "Today my mom asked to borrow my waterproof cell phone. I mentioned she already had one but she demanded that she use mine. When I got it back, I noticed I was in a group chat with my mom's phone and another phone I didn't recognize. There were nothing but blank messages. I'm afraid her pink texting has escalated to simultaneous brown texting.
Dude 1- "Dude, your mom is one horny woman"
by J A Aloysiusz July 14, 2014
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brown goat cheese

When your fucking a goat in the ass and you bust a nut and that shit comes spilling out.
"i fucked that goat, helga, so hard she squirted brown goat cheese"
by Green lagoon August 12, 2017
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Pimplin Brown

Either dark, scabby cuts on a person's ass. (usually, find out during $3x)
or
The perfect cookness of a marshmellow(between burnt and golden brown)
Jeff: When i was with veronica, yo her ass was pimplin brown

Jim: Awwwee, siiiick...

or

Nick: look, look...

Owen: what... ohh hot damn your marshmellow is pimplin brown..

Nick: ya i know its perfect...
by Samm Semaj Kcin December 2, 2010
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brown math

An illogical reasoning and justification to making any decision or acting a certain way, used primarily by woman to describe stupid straight cis-males with brown-ish genitals.
« Hey bestie, this delulu dude Alex sent me a dickpic, thinking he’ll smash, even tho we barely know each other. »
« Oh girl, that’s definitely brown math ! »
by miseryboy August 8, 2024
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Code Brown

Code Brown happens when a husband returns to the bed, from the bathroom, having diarrhea and does not realize he has left his underwear off. Once in the bed and his tail pointing towards his sleeping wife, he thinks he needs to fart. Half asleep his releases projectile diarrhea all over his wife, the bed and walls. He wife awakens screaming and gagging. Based on a true story
Her husband upon returning to the bed released an Code Brown all over her and the bed with a foul stench.
by Big Daddy Grinch May 26, 2025
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