brown

to be/do something very headass

Leo: “I just fucked a peanut butter jar”

Dalton: “You’re brown”

by Dyn4miX March 9, 2022

Brown Kazoo

When a person is performing oral sex on another person's anus and audibly hums while doing so.

Oleg played Libby's "Brown Kazoo" when he hummed "Don't Stop Believin'" by Journey while eating her butthole.

by VelveyJ. January 26, 2022

Brown Regency

A type of storm similar to a supercell. A brown regency usually is a storm with multiple tornados that create a brown look to the environment, similar to what a dust storm does, but this is with tornados.

Dude, did you see that huge Brown Regency in Central Texas the other day?

by CardinalSun April 5, 2022

Cloud of Brown

When a turd is flushed, but does not go down and ends up sitting in the toilet water. When it sits for many hours degrading, when the toilet flushes a again and disrupts the environment and creates a "cloud of brown" in the toilet water.

Oh boy, I just found the deuce you dropped a few hours ago still bobbing in the toilet! Oh boy did I shake up a cloud of brown in the toilet water when I flushed it down. Here's a saying. "When you happen upon a turn in the toilet bowl, flush it down, just be prepared to create a cloud of brown"

by Johnjovi64 June 27, 2022

Brown eyed syndrome

Someone who has brown eyes and can't see the golden blue eyes of other people and sees brown eyes instead.

She thinks he has brown eyes, she has brown eyed syndrome.

by A+AD August 11, 2018

Brown Infinity Stone

A Plus sized turd that refuses to flush. Best nudged on by donning a large "Thanos' turd nudging glove" to nudge it on its way.

I had to put Thanos' turd nudging glove on today to shift that brown infinity stone you left in the toilet.

by Cody Curmudgeon March 27, 2021

Brown Angel

A brown angel normally occurs in the morning, whilst hungover and either trying to squeeze out a fart, or sometimes whilst sneezing, and even though you are sure that you have followed through, upon sneaking off somewhere to check, you are relived to find out your jocks are clean and it was just another case of the Brown Angel..

"Hey, where did Frank go"

"He thinks he might have followed through, so he just sneaked off to the men's to check"
"Shit, hopefully there is a brown angel floating above him"..

by <h4rli3 May 14, 2022