Turtle penis

a man's penis receding or shrinking because of seeing or experiencing something extremely unattractive.

I saw your mom's pubes, and they gave me a turtle penis.

by Mattameru April 16, 2015

Tree Penis

A common synonym to 'Umbilical Cord'

Andrew was shocked when his 3 year old son called Ayden's Umbilical Cord a Tree Penis

by Tyler Sla January 13, 2025

Penis

A man's genitals or a person who is annoying/incompetent

That man is a penis

by TheCreatorOfYou March 25, 2022

Penis

A man’s genitals which can be laughed at if it’s small

Wow! Look at that small Penis!

by JimmySeggsToyMissing January 22, 2021

penis

a deadly thing

bro u r a penis

by pietromaximoffcanhavemybabies0 April 18, 2022

Lady Penis

What happens when a lady takes testosterone.

Wow! Look at her lady penis!

by Lady penis lover February 17, 2022

penis

a weapon used to chop people in half

police: He is unarmed.

thanos: I am armed; I have a penis.

by YulTheWizard December 16, 2019