peni

the plural form of penis

idiot: dude you have two penises!
smart: peni***

by Hehe I cheated February 19, 2021

cancer of the penis

when the penis has cancer and the remedy is to cut it to 1/2 inches..

"bro, can you take care of my soon to be ex-girlfriend coz i have cancer of the penis?"

by alcopaul August 26, 2023

Penis

A penis is a man’s cock or private part it will get you pregnant if you have sex with it it can be small or big but if you have a small one your are a bitch

-avery🤍😁🫶💪

A penis is a big dick

by Ducking May 31, 2022

penis

A part of the body used to educate those less informed of the base levels of pleasure available to their bodies that they are, in fact, not lesbian. Tends to shrink in the presence of men or bad weather. Excessive use may cause severe side effects, including but not limited to: pleasure, orgasms, syphilis, pink socks, and the uncontrollable urge to Himalayan pile driver someone

I showed a lesbian girl how a penis is really used the other night, now she has a boyfriend.
Also, don't forget to wear a condom

by Hunley2334 April 16, 2019

Penis rad

Something fucking awesome

Dan: woah man that was penis rad

Jah: thanks man

by Rapidnut May 30, 2019

Penis

Love sausage eaten by all

Person: Man I sure do love eating John's penis!

by Michaelius Dingulius February 13, 2023

penis

The bump that is the size of an atom on your body

You: Dad what is this bump here

Dad: that is your penis
You: why is it so small 😞😞

by ProfessorBlack69master November 5, 2019