A fantasy hoe is a type of hoe that lusts after people (and makes people lust for them) but never puts out. Heavily flirtatious irl, on social media, dating apps and basically anywhere else. However, when it comes time to actually hook up, the fantasy hoe opts out and instead is only fulfilled by the idea of sex with the other party, not the action.
“I gotta stop talking to Jose, he flirts with me all day but has never made a move. He’s just a fantasy hoe.”
“I love sexting strangers and then never talking to them again, I’m such a fantasy hoe”
“I love sexting strangers and then never talking to them again, I’m such a fantasy hoe”
by PAPA$PICE December 27, 2017
When you’re a hoe but not an extreme hoe just a little bit of a hoe for example when what complements but you don’t what to slept with people
by 22tjoe May 16, 2025
Homies girlfriend came home from work early a caught him playing Cap'n save a hoe with another woman.
by Dawnrazor February 14, 2020
Example. Guy: "Bro it's no hoe october, You don't have a girl right?
Guy 2: "Dude, I have a girlfriend and i told you this.."
Guy: "SIMP. YOUR GOING TO THE MEGA GAY ZONE."
Guy 2: "Dude, I have a girlfriend and i told you this.."
Guy: "SIMP. YOUR GOING TO THE MEGA GAY ZONE."
by Davey Panpa October 02, 2020
These girls are a lot like Pumpkin Spice Hoe just instead of overdoing the whole basic girl in fall thing, they don’t drink PSLs, they are hipsters. They drink French vanilla iced coffees. They always get the biggest size possible but never are able to finish.
Hey look over there, it’s that French vanilla hoe with her huge French vanilla coffee she won’t finish.
by angelica.eliza.and.peggy October 11, 2017
Don't look now but a hoe posse just walked into the gap!
OR
I never seen a hoe posse with so many skanks!
OR
I never seen a hoe posse with so many skanks!
by joshyjosh's Girl June 15, 2008
A women who eats and sleeps on her husbands dinger "penis". This also varies from country to county. In china the men tend beat the meat till fishy is satisfied. But in Australia this is typically done with vegemite.
by chastilla January 22, 2019