Your mom

The largest creature to roam the earth
Some say she’s so big blue whales are the size of her fingers

Person 1: yo dude is that your mom?

Person 2::stop it dude my mom died years ago this isn’t funny

by Theredjoker January 24, 2022

mom

worst fear to Asians

my mom is gonna kill me because i did'int do my dishes

by Somebluedude69 January 25, 2022

ur mom

suck suck suck daddy joe ur mom would typically use this when doing joe (ur dad)

That is how it could be used in a fashion sense "ur mom".

by Avzht January 25, 2022

Chases mom

So hot she tried to fuck me

Man chases mom tried to fuck me

by Firefighter123 January 25, 2022

ur mom

my wifey

i’m in love with ur mom

by payton14 January 25, 2022

Your Mom

We all know the joke "Your Mom" but sometimes, we need to make it far, very, very far.
So now it will be considered as "fuck me daddy" to stop these "Your Mom" jokes.

Person 1 : "I fucked your mom"
Person 2 : "Alright I'll do it"

by HappyUnammed January 27, 2022

moms the word

A phrase used mostly by people called Tom who have a below par sense of humor. Also often spelt incorrectly using the word 'mom' which is clearly American, and not English.

'moms the word' please get a better sense of humor Tom

by mgkfmgkfmgkfm January 27, 2022