Double-thread

The skillful and dangerous art of chatting two or more people on Insta, WhatsApp, SMS at the same time.

The expert double-threader will stay current with the flow of all their chats, being careful not to send the wrong message to the wrong people.

The unsuccessful: may God have mercy on your Slack

Me (SMS): Hey, hey, are you still there? Are you chatting someone else - are you tryna double-thread me?
Her (3 minutes later): Baby, I'm sorry, you caught me! Haha. I'll tell my mother I'll hit her up later.
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Boss (WhatsApp group chat): Everybody, I need that response on the Dithers account in the next five minutes.
Soon-to-be ex-employee: Marlon, get a load of Mr. Next Five Minutes. Next time I see the boss, I'll tell him he has five minutes to fuck off!
Boss: looks like somebody dosen't know accounting OR double-threading

by Burntsox August 7, 2022

Double Dutch

One standard quarter ounce (7 grams) of Cannabis rolled into a blunt.

“I got eight poured in my double cup,
Quarter ounce in a blunt that’s a double Dutch”
- Lil Peep on the song ‘Doubled up’

by Jimmy Popper December 31, 2017

double dipper

this is the slur for bisexual people

“Did you hear that Mia came out as a.. double dipper🤮🤮”

by Deprexxed May 5, 2021

Double moose knuckle

An extra fat pussy

Damn look at tyreesha’s double moose knuckle , it could swallow a house

by Johnpiraino84 February 8, 2022

double nickelsalad

An excellent salad for one or two. Or one. Your choice. Exclusive to the Rusty bucket.

Yo dawg. I'm down for getting that double nickelsalad sprinkled with crackers. We can share it , it's enough for two.

Dude...I honestly thought you were talking about picking up two black hookers and sprinkling crack on their asses

by wookiec41g February 28, 2020

Double Stroke Negative

When someone makes a statement that is so blatantly false this is the reply to let them know.

Friend: Hey that chick over there is smokin you need to go hit that up.

Me: That’s a double stroke negative. She already got action from the entire crew.

by TupocLives May 31, 2021

back back double catch

The action of swinging your penis and balls between your legs and catching between your bum cheeks.

Did you see Dom’s back back double catch the other day?

by Dorkess January 14, 2024