Red Chained

When the speed of your driving is exactly the amount it takes to reach every traffic light just as it turns red, you're getting red chained.

Boss: Damn it Johnson! Why are you late for the third time this week?
Johnson: Sorry boss I was getting red chained like crazy!

by BombTheTom October 16, 2015

Red Chained

When the speed of your driving is exactly the amount it takes to reach every traffic light just as it turns red, you're getting red chained.

Boss: Damn it Johnson! Why are you late for the third time this week?
Johnson: Sorry boss I was getting red chained like crazy!

by BombTheTom October 16, 2015

Red witch

Mother of all witches. The singer Kate Bush.

- My little sister keeps listening to this annoying singer, I can't stand it anymore.
- What singer?
- I don't know. She has this high-pitched voice and keeps calling this Heathcliff.
- Aaah, it's the Red witch.
- Red witch?
- Yeah, Kate Bush.
- Never heard of her...

by fannyhill1972 December 13, 2018

If it's red it's dead

This saying means, any motor vehicle that is painted red, will in some way, shape, or form be destroyed.

Whislin Diesel: “ If it's red it's dead”

by Fhsd May 08, 2021

Red Knight

A Red Knight is so passionate about something that they make an extreme or irrational decision without considering the consequences. It's because they are, usually, so rash and reckless. They are also hotheaded and will suddenly and easily become angered or agitated at the slightest provocation.

It's usually a Red Knight who starts a riot that turns a peaceful protest into a violent one.

by Mister Arbiter April 29, 2024

Red monkey

A female on her period in a sex swing

Let’s try the red monkey tonight when we get home.

by Space Cowboy Gangster of Love December 09, 2023

Red Army Rock

A Vikinglaw's Red Army member (usually Initiate-Conscript) that is a new player which has not good knowledge of the Military Simulator rules, or just want to mess around.

Yo, that Junior Conscript is a Red Army Rock he keeps Team Killing me!
I know right, we should report that Red Army Rock to a HR.

by minecraft epic gamer October 30, 2020