ur mom

hot.

6th grader: ur mom is hot

other 6th grader: agreed

the child of the mom: awe man

by urmom.com.jolie February 25, 2022

ur mom

some fat mf

person1 bro is that ur mom?
person 2 nah shes way too different
person 3 i fucked her last night
person 1+2 🧍

by ur mom <3~ October 06, 2021

ur mom

it means ur mom.

were were u born at ur moms house.

by ur mother/father June 03, 2022

Ur Mom

The woman in my bed right now.

Me: I scissored Ur Mom, who knew she was a lesbian

JIm: WTF JULIE

by FairyTearz November 16, 2021

ur mom

a specific phrase that can be used in as an answer or question

"Hey, what did you do yesterday?"
"ur mom"

by Some person on the internet :D September 18, 2021

ur mom

A random comeback

“How was the food?”
“ur mom.”

by yuriyuriyuriyuriyuri March 22, 2022

ur mom

Ur mom is a offensive saying that is common with 9 or 10 year olds.

Bob:How are you today?

Dan:How is your mom today?

Dan was found in a ditch 1 year later.

by October 30, 2021