Mom

Decides on your future

Mom: you cant pregnant that baby will ruin your life

daughter: I'm. Not get abortion
Dad listen to your mother he screams from the other room

by the brogue August 7, 2022

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hipster mom

A mom who try's to be cool to every extent. This rare creature may use hashtags in real life, say LOL like l-ol, or wears a shirt that says YOLO.

Common Antonyms: Social life.

I have a hipster mom, she's pretty annoying.

by TheBestBird April 8, 2016

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ur mom

someone i fucked last night

person: were you at my house last night?
me: yes, i was in ur mom’s room

by anonymous November 9, 2021

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Yo mom

Yo mom means that you had to run from yo mom

Guy: I got to run from yo mom
poop: why?

by smthboutyou May 28, 2021

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Your mom

Your mom is an unfunny joke made by some random 55 yr old man.

Person 1: Haha! check out this funny meme!!!
Person 2: okay...?
Person 2: *watches the meme*
Person 1: Your mom!
Person 2: ...
Person 2: we are not friends anymore.

by Shaekstinks November 14, 2021

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your mom

1.fat
2.stupid
3.ugly

1. your mom's so fat that when she gets in the elevator it has to go down
2. your mom's so stupid that she made you
3. your mom's so ugly that hello kitty said goodbye

by poopypants420.69 March 30, 2022

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