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Alexa

A piece of shit human being that preys on other women's men. Claims to be religious but it's all a facade to hide the fact she's the scum of the earth. She uses facetuner in her pictures and can make Hawaii look like a white trash beach. Blinding big ass forehead but doesn't have the brain to match and has no upper lip.
*walks out of bathroom*
"Holy shit dude I just took the biggest Alexa"
by dihbutthole June 26, 2025
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Alexa

a dumb 89 year old autistic grandma on steroids and life support retarded acting ass hoe. Dumbest bitch you’ll ever fucking meet.
“you ole Alexa acting ass hoe.”
by lickmeallover July 9, 2025
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Alexander Dennis

Alexander Dennis Limited is a bus company originating in Scotland. They offer a variety of buses, from the 30/40 foot Enviro 200MMC and Dennis Dart, to the massive double-decker Enviro 500MMC. They also offer electric variants of the MMC series buses.

Alexander Dennis offers a configured Enviro 500MMC to North American agencies. Major carriers are OC Transpo, GO Transit, TransLink, BC Transit, Sound Transit, AC Transit, etc. The Enviro 200MMC has also made its way to North America, being used by Simcoe County LINX Transit, Orangeville Transit, etc
These vehicles have a sleek, modern design and are often highly reliable
Alexander Dennis is not a person, rather a transit bus manufacturer
by worldfamousdish July 9, 2025
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Alex

/ˈæ-leks/

The boy you’ll never forget.
The one with the warmest hands and the softest, most gorgeous brown eyes that somehow see all the way through you — even the parts you hide. He’ll make you feel safe just by standing next to you, and ruin you for anyone else with the way he says your name like it’s a secret. Probably says things like “I missed you so much” into your neck when he hugs you, and kisses your forehead like he’s afraid of losing you.

The boy who made you believe in past lives.
Because how else could you explain how familiar it felt to fall for him? The soft voice. The way he looked at you like you were the only thing in the world that made sense. The way he always made sure you were okay — physically, emotionally, spiritually. Even when he didn’t know how to say it. Even when he didn’t say anything at all.

The storm shelter.
He held your face like a question. Hugged you like an answer. He was warm skin and safe hands, soft glances and quiet laughter. The boy who stayed up with you, who kissed your head, who whispered “I missed you” like a confession. He might’ve closed off sometimes, might’ve shut down when it got hard, but deep down? He was made for love. And he loved you.

Still showing up in your dreams.
Still lingering in your hair. Still the first person you’d tell if something big happened.
“you don’t just get over an alex — you survive him, one memory at a time.”

“he wasn’t perfect, but god, alex loved me like i was everything.”

“i met him once at camp, but somehow, alex has been with me every day since.”
by riripoo July 12, 2025
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Alex Band

The world’s best male vocalist. An amazing person. The gold standard of male perfection.
The world needs to hear more Alex Band.
by stonesfan78 October 21, 2025
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Alex The Epic

A streamer on YouTube who makes music. Also known as Alex champagne. Works at Chili's. Makes music. Clearly a femboy.
by gleebusmcglorp November 3, 2025
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Alex turner

The hottest motherfucker EVER
(even if hes 39 nearly 40)
Bob: “bro ima alex turnYOU ON

puebert: “ BET (as long as your alex turner)
by bobwasnteverhere November 6, 2025
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