alexp

A very good looking but unsmoothe guy. Most people consider these kinds lacking in the common sense department. They play many sport but happen to sit on the bench during the games. Most of the time these people have extremely tiny penises. These kinds of people generally like ugly girls or girls that are at least 5 years younger than them.

Girl A: Aww that kid is so hot.
Girl B: I know, but hes sooooooooooooo stupid.
Girl A: I guess hes an alexp.

alexp by Jack Ballent June 16, 2008

Alexander Hamilton 

Alexander Hamilton is a rare bird of prey. Unlike other species, Such as the Aaron Burr for example who is willing to wait for it until his food comes along, The Alexander Hamilton is certainly not throwing away his shot. In fact, he states this phrase multiple times per day. As relentless as the Alexander Hamilton may be, he is still loving and caring. This bird is especially known to have no chill at all.

You: "SHIT! I think there's a wild Alexander Hamilton chasing me!
Alexander Hamilton: "I AM NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT!"

Alexander Hamilton by not gonna throw away his shot June 6, 2018

Alex turner 

The hottest old man of them all. Also is a sexy mother fucker and has a really sexy deep crusty voice that is sexy also he is the lead singer of the arctic monkeys.

Fangirl:Omg I love Alex turner he's so hot

Bitch:here we go again bois

Alex turner by Themightycooch August 28, 2019

Alexander Hamilton 

A bastard, orphan, son of a whore, and a scotsman dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot in the carribean by providence impoverished in qualor grew up to be a hero and a scholar.

The ten dollar founding father without a father got a lot farther by working alot harder by being alot smater by being a self starter by 14, they placed him in charge of a trading charter

And everyday while slaves were being slaughtered and carted away across the waves, he struggled and kept his guard up inside he was longing for something to be a part of, the brother was ready to beg steal, borrow or barter.

Then a hurricane came and devastation regined, he saw his future drip drippin down the drain, put a pencil to his temple connected it to his brain, he wrote his first refrain a testament to his pain

Well the word got around they said, this kid is insane man took up a collection just to send him to the mainland, get your education dont forget from whence you came, and the world is gonna know your name whats your name man?

Alexander Hamilton, my name is Alexander Hamilton. And there's a million things I haven't done, but just you wait, just you wait.

Alexander Hamilton by Memelord69skrapapa December 10, 2017

Alex Turner 

A true daddy... will cause pantie drop, dizziness, hyperventilation and may more. Be aware around this dangerously hot..."human"?

ex; I will "Alex turnYOu" on...
That guy is so hot, he is such an Alex turner.

Alex Turner by piggyboo June 26, 2018

Alex Turner 

the sexiest man alive who could deff hit it for free

my bsf: Hey did you know that Alex Turner is 34 already?
me: well he's a top tier daddy

Alex Turner by Kore<3 October 18, 2020

BJ ALEX

A really nice manhwa created by Mingwa featuring a guy that jerks off in front of a camera doing his daily show and another dude called DG that is his fan. They both gay and when they meet irl they decide to become sex pardners.

dude 1: Oh dude, have you read the last BJ ALEX chapter? Things are getting hotter!!
dude 2: Yeah dude, i never miss a chapter!

BJ ALEX by Totoronk June 30, 2019