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get that shit

Usually a phrase a man/woman uses talkin to a friend about someone they want to have sex with.
Man 1: Man, Niecy been lookin fine lately. She wants to chill sometime.
Man 2: Dawg, you better get that shit.
by J December 17, 2004
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shit blister

Shit Blister (verb)

A perverse and often misunderstood act of sexual deviancy - When a consenting couple plan to copulate in the near future, they prepare for the act of intercourse by passing faeces into a condom. Once safely inside the condom, the faecal matter is drawn into a needleless syringe. Replacing the needle, the stool is injected into the epidermis and left for three days. Once the faecal matter has caused a minor infection, and the blister is deemed 'ripe', the lovers are ready. Copulating in the position commonly known as "doggy-style" when one partner reaches climax, he/she bites into the "shitblister", orgasming while his/her mouth is filled with their own faeces and a substantial quantity of puss from their lover's body's attempt at dealing with the infection. Best not tried without prior experience, not, repeat, not for amateurs.
"Those freaks enjoyed making shit blisters when having sex"
by Mr.Blister October 8, 2007
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shit kicker

a cowboy... or cowgirl, someone who wears tight jeans, cowboy hat, belt buckle, cowboy boots
damn that jungle bunny kicked that shit kicker's ass
by a.b.s May 4, 2006
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What the shit

A replacement phrase used for what the fuckonly it sounds cooler (i have no idea if it was used in the matrix...)
something strange and unexplicable happens - your response "WHAT THE SHIT"...
by mebissa January 21, 2006
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Jack shit

This term is used to describe someone who thinks they know everything yet are often wrong. They will argue and lie to be right. Often get louder when challenged. It can also be said they have shit for brains. Often offer unnecessary information just to have something to say.
Said to someone who is the offender."You know Jack shit about everything shit for brains".
by Lordsmith October 26, 2010
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Biblical Shit

A shit so epic/huge/painful/life changing that the bible should be rewritten to incorporate it some how.
That poop hurt so much that it felt like the second coming of Christ, I kid you not it was a BIBLICAL Shit!
by wuvwa March 28, 2012
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Shit Ups

To do 25 sit ups after you take a shit
I just got done taking a shit, I better do my shit ups.
by awesomestjh August 6, 2010
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