URBAN DICTIONARY

A useless dictionary full of useless words

1 " Have you heard of urban dictionary? "
2 " Nah bro, that shits ass "

by Your mam and dad May 20, 2023

Urban Dictionary

Once upon a time a place where squares like me could catch up on lingo without having to look stupid by asking everyone what they were talking about. Now a place where people compete to display the most purile garbage they can while attempting to keep it legitimate-seeming.

Me 2010: Ah, I wonder why "Wally" means idiot in Cockney. I'll look it up on Urban Dictionary.
Shar-nay 2023: Hey, I thought of a word for when you wipe your ass and accidentally poke some poo inside your pussy! I'll post it on Urban Dictionary as a service to society.

by Frou-Frou December 14, 2023

urban dictionary readers

Every person who reads, browses and makes articles in the website urbandictionary.com.

Article (or definition) makers in this website can be classified
in:

1.- 12/13/14 year olds who instead of giving a definition that explicate the whole and exquisit meaning of a word, give their own and personal definition based on their thoughts and personal point of view.
For example:

(Taken from an article about "emo girls")

-We emo girls don't cut our wrists because we dress like that-

These people lack knowledge about the word dictionary in urban dictionary.

2.- People who give a complete and redactated definition but just copy and paste a chunk of text from Wikipedia, Wikia or practically any informative website.

These people lack knowledge about the word urban in urban dictionary.

3.- People who respect and follow the whole concept of Urban dictionary but can't write anything longer than three miserable lines.
Usually found to be the kinds of definitons with over 6500 upvotes.

These people lack knowledge about redaction.

A: I stopped browsing urban dictionary because the urban dictionary readers suck.
B: damn straight.

by SaveKekistan.exe July 10, 2017

Urban Dictionary

noun: a website kids/teens go to to look up words their freinds said that they don't understand.

Dude where'd you learn that?
Urban Dictionary.
That makes sense.

by evanbae1234 April 19, 2016

The Urban Name Effect

The strange experience of finding your relatively uncommon name in the Urban Dictionary with a very specific definition that seems to relate to your life. A modern-day horoscope of sorts, finding your name on Urban Dictionary and thinking "haha yeah that's me," then considering if the entry could have actually been made for you. A form of cognitive bias in the digital age... or is it?

Alano: Hey, look at this entry in the Urban Dictionary. I wonder if it's actually about me!
Friend: No way, there are probably tons of other Alanos. You're just getting hit by The Urban Name Effect.
Alano: I can't believe my name's also used as a euphemism for Alcoholics Anonymous, damn it.

by CkajLanoa January 22, 2021

urban scamping

urban scavenger camping. Living in an urban environment by scavenging food, drink, shelter, and clothes as necessary. No caching goods, begging, barter, or busking. Theft and borrowing are prohibited. Bonus points for style and consecutive days scamping.

Jerry went urban scamping this weekend, but he was busted diving a dumpster.

by imafor November 30, 2016

Urban Dictionary

The place you go beacuse your scared too scared to ask Google

"Urban Dictionary, It's like going to your sibling for a question instead of your mom"

by Łø§ėř August 15, 2019