When you climax and you bust a massive, beyond comprehensible nut that is also the most glorious and gracious of all nuts ever busted before.
by bigfatnutter67 September 12, 2025
Get the Big Fat Evil Nut mug.Directly at ter masturbating to a picture of his lifelong crush, he felt a little guilty and wondered if he even liked her at all, but those were just nut thoughts.
by Ianrayc March 14, 2019
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Nate wearing those nut choker pants is probably the best thing for human genome.
Looks like Nathan's Dominatrix , is punishing him by making him wear those nut choker pants.
Nate's girlfriend finally went Lorena Bobbittn his nuts. But, instead of cutting them off she switch out his tight pant for nut choker pants.
Looks like Nathan's Dominatrix , is punishing him by making him wear those nut choker pants.
Nate's girlfriend finally went Lorena Bobbittn his nuts. But, instead of cutting them off she switch out his tight pant for nut choker pants.
by Ice86 November 30, 2022
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Q: Damn man why did you drain all of the hot water?
A: Sorry dude, I was trying to get that hangover nut.
A: Sorry dude, I was trying to get that hangover nut.
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