pussy troll

Simply put, a person that is always looking for pussy, or perhaps troll(ing) for pussy.

I found out after I was with the guy last night, that he was just on a pussy troll. It didn't bother me, however, as I was just looking to have my pussy worked over well anyway.

by Panchoman Jr. November 3, 2006

Best pussy

Best pusssy comes from a white Hispanic female . Short & absolutely gorgeous. With big boobs and pretty toes .. don’t forget about the strong head game this girl will change your life in a matter of seconds . But ion wanna speak too much ! Go find out for yourself 😉, this pussy will have u stuck , I’m talking bout like I missed my bro funeral bc this bitch wanted to wake up horny stuck ..

Jay: “Best pussy u ever gon get will come from a Hispanic bro , I’m telling you now “

Lorenzo : “ yo nigga , u wasn’t fucking lieing , I fucked that little Colombian girl from the club last night & I had to get that bitch numba , that shit was fiyaaaa “

by Jeffery cole January 6, 2019

thanksgiving pussy

first, you cook up some delicious thanksgiving food, turkey, gravy, mashed potatoes, and hell why not some wine.

then u get in bed with your bitch and stuff mashed potatoes and gravy in her pussy, along with turkey, and wash it down with wine, then you fuck her uncontrollably until the food is in a gooey substance form, then you casually walk out to the table and make her eat it

instead of sitting with the family, me and my bitch had a thanksgiving pussy.

by crustynraunchy January 7, 2008

iron pussy

Term used to describe a cowardly asshole that does brave things from a position of safety Assumes a pseudo brash behavior without taking any risk.

Flipping the bird from a moving car. Picking on someone who is helpless in the moment or incapable, generally, of defending themselves.

The iron pussy flipped me the bird after he cut me off on the freeway.

by Dread Pirate MAX February 22, 2010

Zigzagging pussies

The act or practice of the thrusting and/or plunging of one's phallic element into multiple clitorises at an acute angle greater than 0 degrees but less than 90 degrees; in a sense, at an angle that, once reflected about the y-axis, resembles a zig-zag pattern.

"Dood last night I was zigzagging pussies until 4 am!"

"Ayo homes I feel you, lemme get in on dat zigzagging next tyme!"

by ImmaRazzleYourDazzle February 27, 2010

wisky pussy

When a woman consumes so much alcohol that she can't stay wet.

damn bitch stop fucking me because i think i just got wisky pussy.

by emily gotsit May 2, 2010

Pussy Calamity

A failed attempt to score after receiving sexual favor (such as gettin' some head, hand job etc.) and spending a lot of time with one girl only to be stop by her period.

Dude, Jose had another pussy calamity this is the 3rd girl this summer.

by Nodim October 24, 2007