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Dick penis

When a demon steals your penis rips the top of your penis off and drinks the sperm like diet cok.
I fucked a cactus and my Dick penis fell off.
by Hyphen_ July 5, 2020
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Penis

A penis is an object near the asshole!
by BADBOIBOT July 5, 2020
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penis seeds

penis seeds are seeds you plant inside your vagina so you grow a dick
violet: hey want some penis seeds?
getrenv: lol no fuck you
by Meg DeStoop July 6, 2020
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Penis

A body part which u can move with ur mind
Josh; look how I can move my penis side to side, up and down
Kate: holy shit that's some powerful moves babe
by That one Indian scammer July 7, 2020
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Penis

A body part which u can move with ur mind
Josh: look babe how I can move my penis without touching it, side to side, up and down
Kate: that's some powerful skill babe I wish I could do that
by That one Indian scammer July 7, 2020
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Turtle Penis

When you get out of a pool and your penis is so small it looks like a turtle penis!
That dude just got out of that pool, I bet he has a turtle penis.
by GAYturtleSEX July 8, 2020
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Penis

A reproductive organ in the male body that is used for urinating and during sex. Penises are generally small and shriveled looking, but when the male is aroused, the penis may expand and become harder. During sex, the penis is put inside another person's body and the male rocks his body back and forth. The male will then soon have an orgasm. During this orgasm, the male will feel a burning sensation in the penis as semen shoots out the tip. Search "Semen" for a definition on that part of reproduction.
We're not allowed to say penis in Stacy's house.
Hayley doesn't have a penis.
Lucas has a small penis.
by Аnоnymоus July 17, 2020
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