cream cheese surprise 

When a rookie tries to make banana pudding but forgets a step leaving chunks of cream cheese in the mix for everyone to consume

That rookie's banana pudding turned into a real cream cheese surprise.

*takes bite* Was that a bit of banana? Nope just cream cheese surprise mother fucker!

cream cheese surprise by Kazeemt1 April 20, 2018

green-cheese

Bizarre, off the planet, might have come from the moon.

Rejecting all the evidence, Tim stuck doggedly to his green-cheese conviction that the indigenous population had arrived only 700 years ago.

green-cheese by Claude Ball November 18, 2017

White cheese 

White cheese is a synonym for pussy (the female bodypart) in the Swedish language. The correlation is made through the famous white cheese “feta” which in Swedish sounds like the word “fitta” which is commenly used as a synonym for vagina.

“I ate white cheese today”
“Dude, her white cheese tasted amazing”

White cheese by Emmeboiii December 7, 2017

Artificial cheese 

Robot semen

Dude,I would totally spray some artificial cheese on my phone because I’m into that sick robot porn

Artificial cheese by Sjfkd April 23, 2018

chucky cheese steak 

Chucky Cheese Steak Sandwich

Choice Chuck roast slowly cooked in its own juices with special seasoning then shredded . The shredded beef is then mixed with sautéed red peppers and onions (add mushrooms and/or garlic)then piled high on a poppy seed, sesame seed or plain hard roll, grilled and topped with your favorite cheese. We currently prefer American, cheddar, Swiss, provolone and almost everybody's favorite, Cheeze Wiz.

Wow! The taste of Bill's cheesesteak sandwiches are delicious. He calls them Chucky Cheese Steak Sandwiches because he uses the most flavorful cuts of chuck roast.

chucky cheese steak by Snowpimp January 7, 2018

philly cheese dick 

When you pull out of your hotel and some other dude's nut is on your penis.

I was rather upset when I pulled out of my girl and had a Philly Cheese Dick.

philly cheese dick by TheBoss412 May 4, 2018

Grilled Cheese Sandwich

It's a fucking grilled cheese sandwich! IF U LOOKED HERE HOPING FOR A RECIPE THE NAME IS THE RECIPE U DUMB FUCK!

"That guy is a dumb fuck for not knowing what a grilled cheese sandwich is."

Grilled Cheese Sandwich by FuckPineapplea May 5, 2018