Put the baby in the nile

When you must commit to something without having good evidence it's the best course of action.

I committed the new code, sometimes you just have to put the baby in the nile.

by BitWarrior October 6, 2016

bread it up baby

similar to, “lets get this bread” but motivating someone to do something good for themselves

Example: getting a job, working out

“I think I’m gonna hit the gym and try to lift heavier weights this time.”

“Hell yea! Bread it up baby!”

by kysmackenzie October 13, 2018

Give the baby the iPad

When horny parents give their iPad to their little baby (who doesn't otherwise get it), so as to distract the baby enough to engage in copious amounts of unnatural sex. This is commonly observed in the West, and in several wealthy Indian households. In middleclass households, the iPad may be substituted with wooden or plastic toys, although they are not as effective as distraction devices.

Father: "Give the baby the iPad". Mother: "Baby, here's the iPad". Baby's happy. Mother slides away to have sex with the father.

by SemanticRealist August 7, 2017

Baby Doll Eyes

A person who's eyes are so dark, it looks they have the big, cute eyes of a baby doll. You may also not be able to tell which part of these said eyes are the iris or pupil.

Person One: Girl, have you seen Seth's eyes? They're, like so brown. Almost black! I could look into them for dayyyss

Person Two: Yeah, he totally has those Baby Doll Eyes. He is sooo cute!!!

by GrandmasterSmoke August 9, 2017

Broken condom baby

Some one who was definetly not wanted in this world. And most likely was an attempted abortion.

Child:”Drops plate, and it breaks”
Mom: You are the most retarded god damn bastard in the world, you “Broken condom baby”!

by Itsmesogivememoney January 8, 2019

Baby Dick Health

When the enemy in any video game gets away with a pinch of health especially after you brought their health down to a sliver.

Fortnite:
OMG I shot him first several times and he did a 180 jumping pump shot and 1 shotted me! 3 health?!??! MAN FUCKIN BABY DICK HEALTH!

Any Moba Game ever:
Raging Gamer: GET HIM! GET HIM!

(Healer gets away with 20 health)
F*&#$*# YOU AND YOUR BABY DICK HEALTH!!!!!

by NidgeDFX June 12, 2018

Baby Chop Chop

A nickname given to a child when they decide to cut their own hair.

Baby baby chop chop, chopping off her hair. Baby baby chop chop, lying everywhere.

by Martini1267 July 17, 2019